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You anti-Corvette people are just...makeists. What's next? Going to burn a Chevrolet logo on my lawn? Sick. Well, I had an 81 Vette other than being a chick magnet it was worthless. Smog equipment choked. I've owned motorcycles with more horsepower! Ok I know that was a long time ago, but have a fr...

Go for the Nismo 370 package! It does have electronic intrusions and nanny's but it is fun. I almost bought one prior to the 911, but it rode rough...maybe I should have shut off the sport mode but...no that's what made it FUN. Yeah, gnat, I'm too old for that car but the only looks problem was the ...

Welcome Kalash!

gnat wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:40 pm

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:56 am I would find a different store. It could be your personal Bermuda Triangle!

It's where I get my meds. I REALLY need my meds!

On the bright side, at least while a Porsche is down I don't have to drive a Vette

Meds are good and excellent point on the Vette!

So last week I swing by the grocery store on the way home and the 911 decides to have an exceptionally dead battery. Today I swing by the same store on the way home and the P!g decides that it's turbo is unimportant (I can, however, assure you that in a 5500lb vehicle it most decidedly is important...

And, speaking of Jeeps, If you thought that 996 lingo was interesting to learn, here's what I have to deal with on my Jeep forum: "I am swapping my YJ this winter. 5.3 w/4L60E 231C/231J morphed transfer case, Explorer 8.8 out back. I understand AA makes a kit for putting in a VSS with 40 tooth...

b3freak wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:26 am They sell t-shirts in north GA that say, "Peddle faster, I hear banjo music!"

Awesome!

"You shore have a purty mouth..."

Made me afraid of doing white water trips for years!

Years ago I heard (at least during the height of British rule in India) that Bentley's euphimisim for breaking down was "failure to proceed". I always loved that. What a great way to take the sting out of a negative situation. Tonight I find out that apparently there is a student of Bentl...

The wife doesn't help as she says just buy one! That's code for "there is a large purchase I want to make, so go buy this so you can't say boo" :D Yeah, you're probably right! That doesn't bother me. After all you can't take it with you! I'm getting to the age where I don't worry about ho...