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"...and on the seventh day, he slacked."*

You guys are brutal. Ish.



* note the lower-case "h" in "he" - I do not have a messiah/God complex. As far as you know.

Scraped this off of the 996 subreddit - this is NOT where I'd park my 996...

I need to head over to Napa to pick up a couple of spin-on compatible filters in the next few days...I'ma buy them ALL and keep 'em with my toilet paper hoard.

The bundle is $45, and it includes a roll of Charmin, an N95 mask, and one Napa Gold filter.

I haven't managed to f**k it up in 26 years of marriage...and we dated for 6 years beforehand...

But you know, here I am tempting fate and shit.

Mrs. S. has low expectations...

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 12:48 pm Not sure I would bet on those odds.

It might be best to have the dog institutionalized before the stuff Frunkenstein sprays all over the box kicks in...

Symptoms will subside in a week... or so... until then, just feed him pizza and queue up some Grateful Dead loops on YouTube.

Heh. I think I pulled off a win - 2 nights in Julian in a Pee Pee Eye-friendly inn.

Also, my anniversary is Thursday. We have to be in town for a funeral Friday, and I was planning to book a hotel through Sunday morning as a mini-getaway. Decent hotel rooms are going for $450+ per night, and a shitty AirBNB camper near Camp Pendleton will set you back $200/night. The places I'd act...

In other news, I'm finally about ready to file my 2020 personal tax return...

You can keep setting the ball, Billy, but I'm not taking the easy spike.

There _might_ be a reason why there's not a lot of smog in Nebraska...but I just can't put my finger on it...