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It's practically new...

I just met Count Frunkenstein in person!

Jay, I have your t-shirt...

No, no, that would be irresponsible.

Where/when?

How about I just put a box of stuff together and ship it out to you? You've got enough going on, and things around here are a shitshow. My staff are all freaking out because every person they work with is a panicking teacher or parent. OK, new plan - we are now flying home Wednesday morning. Tell me...

No, I was freshening up my mascara.

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:40 am Were you texting when the curb jumped out in front of you...?

Curbed the shit out of my newly refinished right rear wheel.

Texted my wheel guy, asked how much the idiot tax will cost...he says "if you'll let me refinish that front one I wasn't 100% happy with, I'll do them both for free."

Free or not, his beer fund is going to get a cash infusion.

I have an oil leak I need to dig into as well - but it's tiny, and I'm lazy.

We're all current or past 996 owners, so...preach on. The choir is listening.

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:12 pm Sometimes the Stupid Thing to do is just too damn irresistible . . .

He's got The CaronaVirus(tm)...cut him some slack.

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:57 pm
Well, yeah . . .

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Of course, that Beetle weighed 1,600 lbs soaking wet...

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:40 pm I had a 1964 VW Beetle back in the day that only had 40hp on a good day and it would run 68 mph if I could catch a draft from a passing semi on the interstate. You'll be fine.