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Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:29 pm Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!

Hey, what's up you knuckleheads? I was missing you guys. Glad I found where you all ran off to.

Whaz up Doc?! Welcome to the nut house!

Long Live Good Week! Amen?!

ElSchnell wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:42 am Dang, I am an impressive artist.

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Can you do one with the taco rear wing? maybe those 996 winglets too? ha!

The only option is to remove the alternator as a whole to gain more leverage. I look up the E55 DIY, it is a massive PITA. I decide to leave the car alone while I go on vacation. Ouch! Sorry to hear that. Don't they put the alt on the belly of these engines? Hard to reach and get any tool in there....

ElSchnell wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:18 am a crate motor can be sourced for less than the cost of an IMS retrofit?

Shoot... You could even purchase another vette for the price of IMS retrofit service. ha!

Cracks me up every time I watch!

You anti-Corvette people are just...makeists. What's next? Going to burn a Chevrolet logo on my lawn? Sick. Well, I had an 81 Vette other than being a chick magnet it was worthless. Smog equipment choked. I've owned motorcycles with more horsepower! I must admit, the whole idea behind the "smo...

Yo Kalash! Although I have lots of friends that are loyal to the Acura/Nissan brands, not many buy the Mitsu cars. Maybe it's because they closed a factory here in GA and lots of people lost their jobs? Or, maybe because of their lower reputation compared to the other Japanese elite? Well, if it wer...

They sell t-shirts in north GA that say, "Peddle faster, I hear banjo music!"

gnat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:43 pm Years ago I heard (at least during the height of British rule in India) that Bentley's euphimisim for breaking down was "failure to proceed".

Porsche's new service message says,"Porsche Exclusiv Service needed: Prepare to be raped and squeal like a pig"

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:42 am I don't want to admit it, but...The wife doesn't help as she says just buy one!

Man, you know that's code for please stop harassing me and not an endorsement. ha! Women will never understand a man's admiration for a machine. We will never understand why they need a hundred pairs of shoes either!