2 more weeks, still no MAF/ABS light combo. I think this demon has been officially exorcised.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
"If, after coming to an abrupt stop, your wife is not whimpering in terror, you're no longer a Porsche driver."