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Wow! Did you run over a land mine?

We really need to talk about your tire problems.

It's getting really tiresome and we're all tired of hearing about it!

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Mon May 28, 2018 2:30 pm All good. Was going all of 35 when TPMS freaked out. Time to 0psi was about 10 secs. Not exactly a blowout, but I'm glad I wasn't doing 80.

California has 80 mph speed limits! Who would have thunk it!?

I would inspect that tire with extra care for fibers of fine Corinthian leather, and strains of the tobacco smoked by none other than Ernest Hemingway.

I was unable to find any evidence that Ricardo Montalban was in any way responsible for my blown Jeep tire. This, combined with the fact that he died in 2009, makes me suspect no Corinthian leather will be found.

Fun fact: "Corinthian leather" was a marketing ploy cooked up by some New Jersey advertising agency to make the Chrysler lineup sound more expensive and exotic. No such thing actually exists.

Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 11:27 am Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.

Somehow, I cannot imagine John fixing Schnell with a steely glare and snarling, “May whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul.”

Although I’m sure that John has imagined this many times.

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Mon May 28, 2018 10:44 am Guy hits road debris twice in one year - blames his pals. Real nice, guy.

He might be running for office soon at this rate. It’s always someone else’s fault.

The last direct statement I received from Johnny Irish, as I recall, was "blow me, asshole."

The man is nothing if not eloquent. It's no wonder that he has a full line of PDF books just waiting for some third sucker to come along and buy.

KoB wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 5:44 pm

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 11:27 am Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.

Somehow, I cannot imagine John fixing Schnell with a steely glare and snarling, “May whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul.”

Although I’m sure that John has imagined this many times.

The footage of the last confrontation JI had with Schnell is still online. I hear that they are training for their rematch, scheduled for September 30th at MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas.

Didn't realize either one of them could speak a foreign language nor drink that much Vodka! I like how most people just walk by, apparently thinking "Just another day...two old drunk guys punching it out in the street...yawn." That is except for the third drunk guy who gets knocked on his ass a couple of times after picking one of the original combatants up. Paradise!