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996outpost helmet... While driving a C4?

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:07 pm Little shit. Always with the ice cream.

What happened to your avatar pic? All I see is a question mark in a blue box!

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:10 pm 996outpost helmet... While driving a C4?

I've been kicking around the idea of registering "96Outpost.com" for the last year C4 Corvette owners. I can just cut the first "9" off the stickers - but t-shirts and other stuff might not work quite as well.

OK. Some ideas for background image for new site.

Just start a new website.


enthusiaststoopoortohavethelatestmodel.com

Y'all have some weak-ass Corvette shit-talking game. Do better.

Here's a burnout video to inspire you*...




*Note how both tires spin (Chevy doesn't make you beg for an LSD)...and note that the rear end does not slam up and down like a washed-up stripper's ass after a few too many Home Depot silicone parties. America's Sports Car is optimized for burnouts.

Googling "rear end does not slam up and down like a washed-up stripper's ass after a few too many Home Depot silicone parties" . . .

OH GOD, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!!

Schnell... The Tank.

I'll be streaking in the quad with my boy, Blue...