Potential New Car Purchases

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Flat6BlahBlah » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:15 pm

Mitsubishi, from the people that brought you the Japanese Zero. And don't you dare turn that around on me by referencing German cars and the guy with the bad mustache from the same era! You're young and single, brosteen. Cool cars that good looking inebriated women can easily identify as something special should be considered a necessary tool in your snapper chasing toolbox. Cute girls enjoying cocktails while sitting out front of the Tiki Bar in Scottsdale have said "Wow! Check out that Mitsubishi that just pulled up!" exactly zero times.

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Kalashnikov » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:16 pm

Flat6BlahBlah wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:15 pm Mitsubishi, from the people that brought you the Japanese Zero. And don't you dare turn that around on me by referencing German cars and the guy with the bad mustache from the same era! You're young and single, brosteen. Cool cars that good looking inebriated women can easily identify as something special should be considered a necessary tool in your snapper chasing toolbox. Cute girls enjoying cocktails while sitting out front of the Tiki Bar in Scottsdale have said "Wow! Check out that Mitsubishi that just pulled up!" exactly zero times.
LOL, when "Best of Outpost" or "Biblical Quotes" section gets added, this piece should be included.

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:17 am

Flat6BlahBlah wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:15 pm Mitsubishi, from the people that brought you the Japanese Zero. And don't you dare turn that around on me by referencing German cars and the guy with the bad mustache from the same era! You're young and single, brosteen. Cool cars that good looking inebriated women can easily identify as something special should be considered a necessary tool in your snapper chasing toolbox. Cute girls enjoying cocktails while sitting out front of the Tiki Bar in Scottsdale have said "Wow! Check out that Mitsubishi that just pulled up!" exactly zero times.
Gotta agree with F6BB here. You've got the rest of your life to drive an MDX (or something of a similar ilk). We've, err, uhh, I mean, YOU have only a few years of skirt chasing left before you inevitably get tricked into settling down. It's not like the rest of us live vicariously through your dumpling making episodes or anything.
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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Kalashnikov » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:05 am

Lol. Met her last week.

I bet no one would guess what her day job was for last 5 years in Vegas..... WRONG. MMA fighter, 110lb amateur champion.
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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Flat6BlahBlah » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:43 am

Awesome! She's a beauty! MMA? 110lbs? You'll need to get in close and go for a takedown, then get behind her, get your hooks in, and finish her with a rear naked poke!

(Sorry. Had to!)

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:32 pm

Kalash: Does Ms. McDonald, aka Mrs. Future Kalash, know about this yet?

And, with this bunch of miscreants, you just might want to remove her name from the .jpg title.
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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Kalashnikov » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:36 pm

I don't think she would care. Her fights are on YouTube....For me she was a business connection with fun background.

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:53 pm

Kalashnikov wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:36 pm I don't think she would care. Her fights are on YouTube....For me she was a dumpling maker with fun background.
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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Kalashnikov » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:06 pm

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Re: Potential New Car Purchases

Post by Flat6BlahBlah » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:53 pm

Congrats, Kalash!
Moar pics or it didn't happen!

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