Tesla truck
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FRUNKenstein
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Re: Tesla truck
The guy is actually eating a Snickers bar, so he’s “Snickering”
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32wildbilly
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Re: Tesla truck
Yeah it's from a Snickers commercial...I don't get it...FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:37 pm The guy is actually eating a Snickers bar, so he’s “Snickering”
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Re: Tesla truck
Me either.32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:18 pmYeah it's from a Snickers commercial...I don't get it...FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:37 pm The guy is actually eating a Snickers bar, so he’s “Snickering”
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OceanBlue2000
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Re: Tesla truck
I just noticed there's no side view mirrors. I assume there's some kind of camera or something, but if they have to add them it kind of takes away from the whole look.
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Re: Tesla truck
I believe the units Musk has demoed are pre-production mock-ups. The "strip-style" headlights are fake/not highway legal, the mirrors are missing (required) , and some other odds and ends prevent them from being street legal.
On the plus side, unless you add a 12' tall inflatable dildo* to the roof it's not gonna look a whole lot worse.
(This is NOT currently a factory option. Per Tesla, the entire car is meant to be an ersatz penis; the addition of a dildo would be redundant.)
On the plus side, unless you add a 12' tall inflatable dildo* to the roof it's not gonna look a whole lot worse.
(This is NOT currently a factory option. Per Tesla, the entire car is meant to be an ersatz penis; the addition of a dildo would be redundant.)
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Re: Tesla truck
I think the Hummer truck will come with a 15-foot tall inflatable dildo.
Nothing shouts "I have a tiny dick!" like a 1,000 HP Hummer, no matter how quiet the horses...
Nothing shouts "I have a tiny dick!" like a 1,000 HP Hummer, no matter how quiet the horses...
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
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Kalashnikov
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Re: Tesla truck
GM has a memory of a squirrel. I can't imagine how ass backwards their BOD is.
Dick: gee guys, we are losing market share and our quality still sucks. We need to do something.
Carl: how about we build a giant SUV and... revive our most hated brand associated with gigantic inefficient SUVs!?
Dick: give this man another $5,000,000 in stock bonus for this! Let's roll! Hummer, fuck yeah!
Dick: gee guys, we are losing market share and our quality still sucks. We need to do something.
Carl: how about we build a giant SUV and... revive our most hated brand associated with gigantic inefficient SUVs!?
Dick: give this man another $5,000,000 in stock bonus for this! Let's roll! Hummer, fuck yeah!
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FRUNKenstein
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Re: Tesla truck
Aw, hell, I’d buy one.
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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Re: Tesla truck
You DEFINITELY want to build an EV around a ridiculously heavy platform - or at least make people THINK you built an EV on a ridiculously heavy platform...
I imagine the fires will be impressive.
I imagine the fires will be impressive.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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