Elon: "We have nothing left to make a truck out of except a pile of leftover stainless fins from yesterday's Starship "launch," a Harbor Freight press brake, and a pile of unsold Model D drivetrains. WTF are we gonna do?"
*puff* *puff*
Elon: "I have an idea."
Tesla truck
Re: Tesla truck
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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Re: Tesla truck
That thing was supposed to fly? It looked about as aerodynamic as my ass...
Re: Tesla truck
Nobody is supposed to notice that he stuck fins on a water tank.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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FRUNKenstein
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Re: Tesla truck
"snickering", get it?
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2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
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1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
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FRUNKenstein
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Re: Tesla truck
Gotta love Kalash's new avatar also!
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Re: Tesla truck
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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Kalashnikov
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Re: Tesla truck
At least Mercedes fights back... Cybertruck just takes it.
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32wildbilly
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Re: Tesla truck
Like I said about the cars...only four good ones. The bush was always good though.5chn3ll wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:30 pm Gonna have to differ. The 80's was the era of untrimmed bush, AquaNet, and oil-embargo-inspired automotive performance. I graduated in '88 - and I'll take the aughts, thanks...there was nothing glamorous about waiting 12 seconds to hit 60 miles an hour while hocking pubes out of one's throat.
My hair was better, though.
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32wildbilly
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Re: Tesla truck
I hope it broke both of his orbital sockets!Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:32 pm At least Mercedes fights back... Cybertruck just takes it.
Never gonna make you cry...
Re: Tesla truck
Bushwacking beats no bush.
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:17 pmLike I said about the cars...only four good ones. The bush was always good though.5chn3ll wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:30 pm Gonna have to differ. The 80's was the era of untrimmed bush, AquaNet, and oil-embargo-inspired automotive performance. I graduated in '88 - and I'll take the aughts, thanks...there was nothing glamorous about waiting 12 seconds to hit 60 miles an hour while hocking pubes out of one's throat.
My hair was better, though.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.