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Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:25 pm

A 58-year-old man has died after launching his car approximately 337 feet off of a cliff and across the San Joaquin River following a police chase.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/us/fresn ... gfooterold

"He unfortunately was traveling at a speed between 100-118 miles per hour," Salas told KFSN. "He left the dirt road embankment off the San Joaquin River from Dickenson Road and traveled a distance of approximately 337 feet."

Thelma and Louise AND Bo and Luke!
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Dibs on the...um...valve stem caps...I'll keep an eye on my favorite auction site (Bring-a-Spatula.com).

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Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:38 pm

Fresno police officers began pursuing Callahan in what police identified as a 2014 Mercedes on Monday morning

*ENHANCE*

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Try again, coppers.
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Post by 32wildbilly » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:52 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:38 pm
Fresno police officers began pursuing Callahan in what police identified as a 2014 Mercedes on Monday morning
*ENHANCE*

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Try again, coppers.
Not a 2014 Mercedes?

I like the trooper in the green jacket. Looks like he is describing how he drove into a hard corner at the track the previous weekend.
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Post by 32wildbilly » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:54 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:25 pm A 58-year-old man has died after launching his car approximately 337 feet off of a cliff and across the San Joaquin River following a police chase.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/us/fresn ... gfooterold

"He unfortunately was traveling at a speed between 100-118 miles per hour," Salas told KFSN. "He left the dirt road embankment off the San Joaquin River from Dickenson Road and traveled a distance of approximately 337 feet."

Thelma and Louise AND Bo and Luke!

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Dibs on the...um...valve stem caps...I'll keep an eye on my favorite auction site (Bring-a-Spatula.com).
At least he didn't have his dog with him like the Corvette guy. And the "bring a spatula" comment was dark...keep up the great work!
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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:14 pm

32wildbilly wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:52 pm Not a 2014 Mercedes?

2004 is probably what they meant. That's totally the hole for a headlight from a W203 C class.

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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by 32wildbilly » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:39 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:14 pm
32wildbilly wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:52 pm Not a 2014 Mercedes?
2004 is probably what they meant. That's totally the hole for a headlight from a W203 C class.

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Ah...I'm not a Merc person, but looks like your are right. I just looked at the CNN article and Holy Sh!t he cleared the water!!!! That is impressive and came in a tree top level. Evil Knievel would be jealous.
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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:44 am

His landing was consistent with most of Evel's...

Speaking of Mr. Knievel - the Richard Hammond/Evel Knievel Netflix special was depressing. Interesting, but depressing.

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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by Dgi 07 » Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:08 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:14 pm
32wildbilly wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:52 pm Not a 2014 Mercedes?

2004 is probably what they meant. That's totally the hole for a headlight from a W203 C class.


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Nah, that a 2004 E class. Recognize that wheel anywhere..

Also, that's the airmatic compressor on the ground in front of it.
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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by Kalashnikov » Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:16 am

Dgi 07 wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:08 am
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:14 pm


2004 is probably what they meant. That's totally the hole for a headlight from a W203 C class.


w203-660x330.jpg
Nah, that a 2004 E class. Recognize that wheel anywhere..

Also, that's the airmatic compressor on the ground in front of it.
Yep. W211 this is. Looks like a base diesel version.

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Re: Jumpin' the General Ludwig...

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:17 am

Wow a base 211 320D can really haul ass.
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