Outpost Oil Giveaway - post here to enter

How does a new site encourage people to join up? By giving stuff away! To help bring new users online, we're giving away things you might actually WANT! The next 996Outpost.com drawing, this time for Warehouse33auto.com gift certificates, will take place 2/28/2018.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:38 pm

Update: Sweet Victory has received two huge-ass jugs of oil and a crappy little paper filter to strain it with. Good luck with that!

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Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:51 pm

Ass, crappy & sweet in the same sentence. Nice work.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:04 pm

And "jugs," a crucial component of ANY truly successful sentence.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

"If you see the barrier you’ve driven into, that’s understeer. If you hear yourself hitting the barrier, it’s oversteer."
-Walter Rohrl


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Post by sweet victory » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:36 pm

Good news everyone, the big jugs didn't crush my little mann. :D
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Re: Outpost Oil Giveaway - post here to enter

Post by sweet victory » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:42 pm

frunkATTORNEY wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:51 pm
Ass, crappy & sweet in the same hole.

It had to be done.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:25 pm

I done seen what you done done thar.
sweet victory wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:36 pm
Good news everyone, the big jugs didn't crush my little mann. :D

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

"If you see the barrier you’ve driven into, that’s understeer. If you hear yourself hitting the barrier, it’s oversteer."
-Walter Rohrl


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