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5chn3ll
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996Outpost business cards available

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:08 am

Hey, gang:

I printed up 250 996Outpost.com business cards to distribute at California Festival of Speed. If you want some to keep in your 996 and hand out to hapless suckers you think might just be gullible enough to join up, let me know.

The 996Outpost.com window decals are also available. For those of you who have already requested the decals, I'll be mailing those out today or tomorrow along with a wee stack of the cards.

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Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
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Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by Cuda911 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:43 pm

Bring some stickers to FOS. I'll be there for thee days of track fun.
Mike

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:44 am

I will be there with all available swag. Which is 2 items. On the plus side, inventory isn't especially taxing.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:45 am

Thanks again for sharing the silhouette artwork, Cuda.

Not bad for a guy with ZERO layout skill...
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by sweet victory » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:51 am

The card doesn't mention the booty thread!

I guess I'll the be guy going around asking, "Are you Cuda? Are you 5chnell?"

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by B3DAWG » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:54 am

Yea, and we need an Outpost slogan too!

I'll start...

996Outpost - The IMS Quarantine

29 modes of failure and counting

Fried Eggs Served Daily!

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:04 pm

It'll be easy to figure out. I'm the tall, fat dude; 'Cuda is the not-as-tall, not fat dude. I'll wear my 966 hat for enhanced recognopificationability.
sweet victory wrote: Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:51 am The card doesn't mention the booty thread!

I guess I'll the be guy going around asking, "Are you Cuda? Are you 5chnell?"

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:40 pm

Also, 5chnell is the one with a 5 at the start of his name.


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2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
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1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
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Re: 996Outpost business cards available

Post by Cuda911 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:19 pm

ElSchnell wrote: Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:45 am Thanks again for sharing the silhouette artwork, Cuda.

Not bad for a guy with ZERO layout skill...
No prob, glad to contribute! The cards look good!!
Mike

'68 Ford Custom 500; '70 Plymouth Cuda; '71 Ford Econoline; 73 Porsche 914 1.7, '74 Porsche 914 1.8; '74 Suzuki TC185; '86 Suzuki GS450L; '88 Subaru GL104WD Turbo Ltd Edn;; '88 Subaru XT; '91 Lexus ES250; '93 Jeep Wrangler, '99 Porsche Boxster, '03 Turbo VW Beetle; '03 Porsche Boxster; '03 Porsche Carrera C2; '07 Porsche Cayman, '11 BMW 328i, '12 Porsche 991 S, '14 Porsche Cayman, & a mishmash of other vehicles.

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