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So, did I win then?

DTMiller wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:53 pm So, did I win then?

Maybe the boss really means April/May of next year?

DTMiller wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:53 pm So, did I win then?

No. I don't think so. At least not yet.

Sweet. I like to win.

If the winner hasn't claimed his prize by the end of the day on the 15th (as defined by when I pass ou--er, fall asleep), a second drawing will take place the following morning.

I have both PMd and emailed the winner - if he rolls in after the 15th, I have a consolation prize.

For future reference, the contest rules have been updated to include some shit about "the contest winner must blah blah exhibit signs of life before I get bored." The contest rules exist only in my mind, but I am happy to produce a copy for any entrant so inclined. Please remit a check for one BILLION dollars and a self-addressed, stamped envelope - Gnat can provide an ENTIRELY legitimate address upon request.

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:54 am If the winner hasn't claimed his prize by the end of the day on the 15th (as defined by when I pass ou--er, fall asleep), a second drawing will take place the following morning.

Still won't be DT.

I have both PMd and emailed the winner - if he rolls in after the 15th, I have a consolation prize.

Signed copy of Human Centipede on Betamax?

Gnat can provide an ENTIRELY legitimate address upon request.

Please note that there is a $5000 service fee required for all such requests.

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:54 am
I have both PMd and emailed the winner - if he rolls in after the 15th, I have a consolation prize.

Which email address did you use again? I have lot of accounts. It could be in my spam folder.

Did I win?

Can I start shitposting on the June thread, already?

DTMiller wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:49 amDid I win?

No...not yet.