996Outpost giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

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Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:31 pm

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by gnat » Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:44 pm

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Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:05 pm

The Matrix could have been much less interesting, it turns out...
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by gnat » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:13 am

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Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:30 am

The deed has been done...and Hatchetf15 is currently the world's luckiest human.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by gnat » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:33 am

5chn3ll wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:30 am The deed has been done...and Hatchetf15 is currently the world's luckiest human.
And thanks to your delays combined with what we know about Frunk's punctuality, poor Hatchetf15 won't see his prize until 2022!
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Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:59 am

1) Shut your dirty mouth.
2) Your estimated delivery date is... optimistic.
gnat wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:33 am
5chn3ll wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:30 am The deed has been done...and Hatchetf15 is currently the world's luckiest human.
And thanks to your delays combined with what we know about Frunk's punctuality, poor Hatchetf15 won't see his prize until 2022!
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by Hatchetf15 » Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:02 am

I’m giddy! But that’s just the meds. Publisher’s Clearing House can suck it. This victory just goes to show everyone that, if you join a free site and do next to nothing, you too can be a winner (or a wiener if you’re in that mood today). I’d given up hope.

And the prizes from our KC Auto Museum sponsor...gotta be nothing short of magical. Kinda like Gnat’s Golden IMSB, I imagine. Oh boy! Can’t wait to tell all the guys this weekend at the Nashville races. Saweet victory! No, not you SV.

God bless you, 996Outpost!

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Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:40 am

On behalf of everyone here: bless your heart.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:17 am

Hatchetf15 wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:02 am I’m giddy! But that’s just the meds. Publisher’s Clearing House can suck it. This victory just goes to show everyone that, if you join a free site and do next to nothing, you too can be a winner (or a wiener if you’re in that mood today). I’d given up hope.

And the prizes from our KC Auto Museum sponsor...gotta be nothing short of magical. Kinda like Gnat’s Golden IMSB, I imagine. Oh boy! Can’t wait to tell all the guys this weekend at the Nashville races. Saweet victory! No, not you SV.

God bless you, 996Outpost!
Oh, hey, what’s your t-shirt size? ‘Cause, spoiler alert, you’re getting a t-shirt. You’ll never guess what color.
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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