996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by B3DAWG » Fri May 29, 2020 2:35 pm

996Outpost.com - (slogan suggestions below)

1. They let the prisoners out and they came here!
2. The Few - The Proud - The Uncensored
3. Our favorite vehicle - The Tow Truck
4. Fried Egg Headlights - the one thing that works!
5. Everyday a new mode of failure
6. AAA survives because of us.
7. We hold the land speed record - 0 mph on the side of the road.
8. We are contagious, just ask the 986 and 997 crowd.
9. 996Outpost - The 911 Quarantine
10. The 996 continues to be the most profitable car in Porsche history based on data from the parts and service department.

Have a great weekend guys! Live, laugh, and carry on my people! We shall overcome!

p.s. it still sucks not having a Porsche in the garage. I would go steal one from Raby's collection, but all he has is Porsche tractors and military vehicles! His lone 912E is probably booby trapped too!

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by 02TX996Cab » Fri May 29, 2020 2:49 pm

Slogan idea:

Good Week @
996Outpost.com

Reminds one of the epic thread whose demise catalyzed establishment of this forum. Clever, eh?
Proud owner of a Flat6-powered 2002 996 Cab, 2016 GT4, 2019 Ford F-150 "Country Cadillac", and 2005 Ford Focus (not so hot hatch) daily driver. And a Wright ZTO 52" to keep several acres of grass-like substance neat and tidy!

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by gnat » Fri May 29, 2020 3:07 pm

b3freak wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 2:35 pm 2. The Few - The Proud - The Uncensored
Not technically accurate anymore... I've been getting a little Mod-y lately :lol:
p.s. it still sucks not having a Porsche in the garage. I would go steal one from Raby's collection, but all he has is Porsche tractors and military vehicles! His lone 912E is probably booby trapped too!
WTF is wrong with Porsche tractors? I will have one when I get off my ass and move into a real house with some property to play with it on. Hopefully I'll still have the P!g at that time so I can have an example of their first and last diesels :mrgreen:

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri May 29, 2020 8:35 pm

Fuckin’ a.
02TX996Cab wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 2:49 pm Slogan idea:

Good Week @
996Outpost.com

Reminds one of the epic thread whose demise catalyzed establishment of this forum. Clever, eh?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat May 30, 2020 5:29 am

02TX996Cab wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 2:49 pm Slogan idea:

Good Week @
996Outpost.com

Reminds one of the epic thread whose demise catalyzed establishment of this forum. Clever, eh?
I like it. How about:

Good Week @
996outpost.com
Don’t Be a Dick
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat May 30, 2020 5:36 am

Once we choose a design, there’s no way a picture of that t-shirt is going to be my new avatar over on Rennlist (dammit). Nope, I absolutely will not do that.

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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by 5chn3ll » Sat May 30, 2020 8:59 am

I like it. The “don’t be a dick“ could be subtle...Or not.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by Battery Guy » Sat May 30, 2020 6:46 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 8:59 am I like it. The “don’t be a dick“ could be subtle...Or not.
I see on the Facebook page that they have translated this into English and now have a motto:
Don’t be a Twat

Kind of made me laugh.
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No Options!! (How did that happen??)

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:00 pm

Thumbs up or thumbs down on this design?

Suggestions/improvements/changes?

Color of t-shirt? (I vote, well, you know . . .)

Color of text?

Design, 2020-6-4.jpg
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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996outpost.com - T-shirt Time!

Post by gnat » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:30 pm

meh

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