I created this topic...

[gnat]

I was thinking more about crap like four wheel steering, suspension gimmicks and all the other nannies that keeps one from killing themselves while trying to drive like Michael Schumacher in a Formula 1 race. Just think of how much fun one of those cars would be at 996 weight/size and the current horsepower ratings! Besides cars like that would quickly weed out the driving skill challenged owners.

It's all the extra equipment to turn the evil ICE by products into fairy farts.

And all the safety equipment.

And all the distractions that people demand that will require them to need all the safety equipment.

And they need extra space for the continually expanding average American ass (mine has unfortunately expanded quite a bit since buying the 996 ).

Don't you have such a car? We can't help it if you are too scared to drive in non absolutely perfect weather

[5chn3ll]

Next thing you know, Billy's gonna be detailing drain plug threads and writing up DIY's for third-party IMS bearing options...

[Dr_Strangelove]

We should use this to talk shit about other models. They talk enough about ours.

Agree. Let's look at the 997 forum through our way-back machine, shall we?

2006: This car is bulletproof! So happy this car doesn't have an IMS! Goodbye ugly headlights!
2007: Ah crap it has an IMS it turns out, still bulletproof!
2008: Ah crap, this IMSB goes boom too. We need a new engine.
2009: New engine bois! Finally B-U-L-L-E-T-P-R-O-O-F!
2010: Bulletproof!! So happy I don't have a 996!!!!
2011: Suck it 996 losers, our cars are peeeerfect!
2012: WTF this new fangled transmission explodes too?
2013: Whatever, so glad I have a 6-speed not a PDK like you looooosers! Bulletproof!
2014: This is the one to buy! The 991 is so hideous! Soooo happy I don't have a 996. Can you believe the headlights!? LOL!
2015: OMG guys this is the car that defines Porsche for the rest of Porsche History. (Ignore my sticky buttons, please.)
2016: Can you guys believe they put a TURRRBO in the regular Carrera? SOOO happy I have a 997.2! 911 Tradition is dead!
2017: Yo you guys can confirm my 997.1 doesn't have an IMSB, right? The deals on these things are getting too good to ignore..
2018: Hey guys, WTF is bore scoring?
2019: Ah... guys my bulletproof 997 doesn't shift out of first and it's starting to make a noise?
2020: Guys anybody know which 911 is the new bulletproof 911? I'm scared of both engines and transmissions now.

[5chn3ll]

Isn't there supposed to be a "my PCCB rotors are INDESTRUCTIBLE at the track!" in there somewhere?

[32wildbilly]

Now that you mention it yes...yes I do!

And no I won't...why take a chance with a good car when you have an all wheel drive 100k miles Toyota?

I was thinking more about crap like four wheel steering, suspension gimmicks and all the other nannies that keeps one from killing themselves while trying to drive like Michael Schumacher in a Formula 1 race. Just think of how much fun one of those cars would be at 996 weight/size and the current horsepower ratings! Besides cars like that would quickly weed out the driving skill challenged owners.

Don't you have such a car? We can't help it if you are too scared to drive in non absolutely perfect weather

[32wildbilly]

I do have an oil change coming up...

Jake would "nut" me if I F--k with The Solution.

Next thing you know, Billy's gonna be detailing drain plug threads and writing up DIY's for third-party IMS bearing options...

[OceanBlue2000]

We should use this to talk shit about other models. They talk enough about ours.

Agree. Let's look at the 997 forum through our way-back machine, shall we?

2006: This car is bulletproof! So happy this car doesn't have an IMS! Goodbye ugly headlights!
2007: Ah crap it has an IMS it turns out, still bulletproof!
2008: Ah crap, this IMSB goes boom too. We need a new engine.
2009: New engine bois! Finally B-U-L-L-E-T-P-R-O-O-F!
2010: Bulletproof!! So happy I don't have a 996!!!!
2011: Suck it 996 losers, our cars are peeeerfect!
2012: WTF this new fangled transmission explodes too?
2013: Whatever, so glad I have a 6-speed not a PDK like you looooosers! Bulletproof!
2014: This is the one to buy! The 991 is so hideous! Soooo happy I don't have a 996. Can you believe the headlights!? LOL!
2015: OMG guys this is the car that defines Porsche for the rest of Porsche History. (Ignore my sticky buttons, please.)
2016: Can you guys believe they put a TURRRBO in the regular Carrera? SOOO happy I have a 997.2! 911 Tradition is dead!
2017: Yo you guys can confirm my 997.1 doesn't have an IMSB, right? The deals on these things are getting too good to ignore..
2018: Hey guys, WTF is bore scoring?
2019: Ah... guys my bulletproof 997 doesn't shift out of first and it's starting to make a noise?
2020: Guys anybody know which 911 is the new bulletproof 911? I'm scared of both engines and transmissions now.

Ha ha!

[gnat]

I do have an oil change coming up...

Jake would "nut" me if I F--k with The Solution.

Next thing you know, Billy's gonna be detailing drain plug threads and writing up DIY's for third-party IMS bearing options...

I believe there is a binding clause in your work contract with him that states that if you screw with the Solution you consent to be used as a prop for his up coming video series "32 modes of making idiots suffer"

[32wildbilly]

Oh Jake is way beyond 32 modes to make idiots suffer as he deals with a lot of idiots. Some modes are quite innovative.

I do have an oil change coming up...

Jake would "nut" me if I F--k with The Solution.

I believe there is a binding clause in your work contract with him that states that if you screw with the Solution you consent to be used as a prop for his up coming video series "32 modes of making idiots suffer"

[5chn3ll]

Yes, you do NOT want to be referred to the remedial program. I understand that 61 modes of failure for the human centipede development program have been identified and rectumfied.

If you mess with the Solution, you are not added to the front.

I do have an oil change coming up...

Jake would "nut" me if I F--k with The Solution.

I believe there is a binding clause in your work contract with him that states that if you screw with the Solution you consent to be used as a prop for his up coming video series "32 modes of making idiots suffer"