Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:31 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:18 pm Just when you thought the RL lunacy was limited to driving shoe reviews and butthurt threads about searching:


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Not personally - but I also don't correct people for "Porsh" vs. "Porsch-uhh."
Oh for fuck's sake. Where does RL find these people?!?!? :shock:

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:32 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:18 pm Just when you thought the RL lunacy was limited to driving shoe reviews and butthurt threads about searching:


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Not personally - but I also don't correct people for "Porsh" vs. "Porsch-uhh."

I had to go look to make sure this was real. "Align your center caps to show you care for your car" is a sentence I never thought I would read, but here we are, 2020, what a damn year it has been.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:38 pm

Holy shit, the dude was serious. I figured he was trolling...but there's butthurt.

Sorry, Myles. I'm a dick.

*edit* Turns out he was trolling but also serious; liked my reply but also butthurt. I'm confoozled.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Center the Wheel Cap Nut

Post by B3DAWG » Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:47 am

Now that I have admin access to Flat 6's FB and RL accounts, this type of person is more common than you realize.

It never ends. The next generation of Porsche 911 owners will be worse.

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Re: RennRoach

Post by B3DAWG » Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:50 am

RennRoach's response to buyers complaining about center cap misalignment.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Battery Guy » Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:10 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:38 pm Holy shit, the dude was serious. I figured he was trolling...but there's butthurt.

Sorry, Myles. I'm a dick.

*edit* Turns out he was trolling but also serious; liked my reply but also butthurt. I'm confoozled.
You just made me go read the thread. Don’t even know what to say, except that one dude sure loves his loafers...
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:56 pm

Me and Cuda are famous this month. Cuda is famouser - his article precedes mine and is 2 pages long compared to my lowly one-pager.

Also, I'm inappropriately proud of this screenshot:

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:33 pm

Some things never change I suppose...

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:36 pm

I don't feel tardy.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:34 pm

I personally get a kick out of knowing that the paid IB staff is crowing about the work of somebody the unpaid staff has perma-banned.


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