Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by sweet victory » Mon May 21, 2018 9:54 am

Pffft. What do you even need the rubber part for? My ranger does just fine without it.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Mon May 21, 2018 10:08 am

Cuda911 wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 9:22 am You guys are wusses. I don't swap tires until they look like this:
You run positive camber?
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon May 21, 2018 10:10 am

I've got a good replacement tire for sale if anyone needs one:
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1987 928S4, Guards Red
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2006 955S, Lapis Blue
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1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
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Post by TheDeckMan » Mon May 21, 2018 10:14 am

:lol:
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon May 21, 2018 12:45 pm

That tire is clearly not getting enough iodine. If you switch it to using iodized salt, the goiter will probably clear up with no further intervention required.

Note that some individuals misdiagnosed as having goiters are actually ballchinians; these photos may help with the classification.

Goiter:
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Ballchinian:
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon May 21, 2018 7:43 pm

So not one response to "You misspelled jizz"? Tough crowd.
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Water Hound » Mon May 21, 2018 8:54 pm

Tough crowd? Go frunkenstein yourself...
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Cuda911 » Mon May 21, 2018 10:06 pm

So, I got a call today from franchise owner of the the roach-infested Dunkin Donuts. He fired the manager and told me (his words) "that guy is an asshole."
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue May 22, 2018 8:48 am

Maybe he can hire an Orkin Man to fill the newly-open management position...
Cuda911 wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 10:06 pm So, I got a call today from franchise owner of the the roach-infested Dunkin Donuts. He fired the manager and told me (his words) "that guy is an asshole."

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by B3DAWG » Tue May 22, 2018 5:50 pm

It's a good week. Look at this little gem I found inside my manuals. The instructions on the back state that the sticker is intended to be displayed on the windows. I guess the white rectangle portion is where I write the radio code with a sharpie to make it easier for the thief.
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