Where in the world is Spiff?

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Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm

Regrettably, Spiff has been detained in San Diego. No charges have been filed. A pad and paper were requested and provided, but no written statement has been made thus far...
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:54 am

5chn3ll wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm
Regrettably, Spiff has been detained in San Diego. No charges have been filed. A pad and paper were requested and provided, but no written statement has been made thus far...

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Has Spiff been formally charged or just held without cause? Has someone contacted Gloria Allread? Maybe she would pickup Spiff's case for the attention it will garner.

Free Spiff...Free Spiff...Free Spiff...NOW!

What do we want?...Spiff! When do we want him?...NOW!

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:08 am

Spiff has been released into my custody. He'll be doing some traveling this weekend... :D
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:10 am

You were aware of your potential to fail and yet you continued, didn't you Mr. Spiff?

I did.

And why, pray tell, did you continue?

I was stuck between the transmission and engine.

*gallery gasps*

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:56 am

If I get my hands on Spiff, all I'll say is that there's going to be some splash lubrication goin' into that seal.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by Dgi 07 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:19 pm

FRUNKenstein wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:56 am
If I get my hands on Spiff, all I'll say is that there's going to be some splash lubrication goin' into that seal.
Now that's just wrong on so many levels.
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an eternity of being sodomized by a giant phallus made of crushed, reformed ghost peppers.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:16 pm

I came home and found the bearing had apparently been reunited - however briefly - with its lay shaft*.
Love is a beautiful thing.


*I'm like 80% sure most stuff depicted below was almost entirely consensual at least part of the time.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by Kalashnikov » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:08 pm

Sometimes... I just can't.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by DTMiller » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:16 pm

Your ummmm unicorn semen? looks a lot like ranch dressing.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by gnat » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:40 pm

Threads like this are why I have trust issues...

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