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DTMiller wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:14 am What's it worth to ya gnat?

Foot the bill for another track day and we'll call it even.

I see you are unfamiliar in the ways of hostage negotiations.

DTMiller wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:24 am I see you are unfamiliar in the ways of hostage negotiations.

OK. I see that option doesn't work for you.

Send me to a GT3 driving event down at Porsche NA HQ and we'll speak no more of this.

Good news and bad news.

The good news: Spiff is packed up and headed back home.

That's kind of the bad news as well...

You need to stuff a little California glaucoma medicine in the package just to make sure the DEA dogs don't miss it.

Something extra going in just to make the xray screeners' day...

Apparently, Spiff is Out For Delivery. If your wife gets the package, you're boned.

Unless you have warned her to expect a package that looks a LOT like a kilogram of uncut heroin.

Excuse me for a minute. A black van just pulled up outside and some creepy guys in black suits just stepped out...

gnat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:29 am Excuse me for a minute. A black van just pulled up outside and some creepy guys in black suits just stepped out...

Better run for it