Re: Хочу поговорить с мужчиной

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Re: Хочу поговорить с мужчиной

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:53 am

What do you got against tomatoes?
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Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:41 am

200 years ago, Europeans called them "Death Apples" and considered them lethal. I agree with them on both counts (tomatoes suck and ankles are HAWT).

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Post by Cuda911 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:49 am

I found Schnelly's to-do list.
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Re: Хочу поговорить с мужчиной

Post by gnat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:52 am

You forgot "Ridicule fat kid buying ice cream".

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Re: Хочу поговорить с мужчиной

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:13 am

Tomatoes make the pizza go round but taking it off the spicy chix is a good call.
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Re: Хочу поговорить с мужчиной

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:09 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:13 am Tomatoes make the pizza go round but taking it off the spicy chix is a good call.
For GOD'S sake Man! It's FREAKIN Jack in the FREAKIN Box! The tomato was probably the only nutritionally redeeming quality on that sammich!
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Post by gnat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:14 pm

32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:09 pm
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:13 am Tomatoes make the pizza go round but taking it off the spicy chix is a good call.
For GOD'S sake Man! It's FREAKIN Jack in the FREAKIN Box! The tomato was probably the only nutritionally redeeming quality on that sammich!
And your point is?

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Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:23 pm

gnat wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:14 pm
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:09 pm

For GOD'S sake Man! It's FREAKIN Jack in the FREAKIN Box! The tomato was probably the only nutritionally redeeming quality on that sammich!
And your point is?
UH...Jack in the Box is worse than White Castle and that's sayin something. For Crap's Sake Mach 5chn3ll lives in a city with outstanding food and he chooses Jack in the Freakin Box!!!???
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Post by gnat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:32 pm

32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:23 pm
gnat wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:14 pm
And your point is?
UH...Jack in the Box is worse than White Castle and that's sayin something. For Crap's Sake Mach 5chn3ll lives in a city with outstanding food and he chooses Jack in the Freakin Box!!!???
He drives a Vette and you think the guy has taste? :?

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Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:48 pm

gnat wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:32 pm
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:23 pm

UH...Jack in the Box is worse than White Castle and that's sayin something. For Crap's Sake Mach 5chn3ll lives in a city with outstanding food and he chooses Jack in the Freakin Box!!!???
He drives a Vette and you think the guy has taste? :?
Valid point.
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