All right, which one of you assclowns...

Post by **5chn3ll** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:13 pm

...took the 996 to the tree lot?

(internet photo credit goes to Mrs. S...)

FRUNKenstein · Post by **FRUNKenstein** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:19 pm

I would have no problem hauling something on the roof, but not sure I would've loaded it that way . . .

Post by **5chn3ll** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:21 pm

...and that's why you always have friends with pickups.

Kalashnikov · Post by **Kalashnikov** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:29 pm

Sticking it through the sunroof was his best option. Otherwise, it would have been a Porsche dilldozer.

OceanBlue2000 · Post by **OceanBlue2000** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:30 pm

He'll be cleaning needles until next Christmas.

Einsteiger · Post by **Einsteiger** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:19 pm

We brought a maple sapling home from the garden center that way....but we used the wife's mini cooper. Got a LOT of strange looks.

Dr_Strangelove · Post by **Dr_Strangelove** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:29 pm

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Hatchetf15 · Post by **Hatchetf15** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:10 pm

“Who the hell overwatered my air freshener again!”

FRUNKenstein · Post by **FRUNKenstein** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:23 am

Maybe it's actually a Viagra commercial?

Post by **5chn3ll** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:14 pm

It IS a rather turgid tree...

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