996 Headlights T-Shirt

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:25 am

gnat wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:09 am
KC-CarGuy wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:38 am

Ha! I guess I could rework the design. Maybe use a model and wet the shirt down to turn on the high-beams. :shock:
But I'm sure there is an entirely different thread for that.

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:56 pm

Nothing better than thermometers poppin' out of turkeys...amirite?

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:59 pm

Here's something to bounce off the inside of your skulls for a bit...
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They're lemons, you sickos.

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Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by KC-CarGuy » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:50 pm

Alas, some of the earlier designs did receive some very creative input. None of which are available for this PG-13 crowd.
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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by gnat » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:28 pm

Yeah you gotta watch offending Schnelly's puritanical sensibilities... :roll:

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by KC-CarGuy » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:50 am

They sold fast and I am almost out. Only 2 shirts left.

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:34 pm

KC-CarGuy wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:50 am They sold fast and I am almost out. Only 2 shirts left.

Cheers
I like mine - very comfortable and high quality.
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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by KC-CarGuy » Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:22 pm

Down to my last shirt. I have one XL left on the shelf.
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2001 996 Turbo - Ghost Rider

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2000 996 Carrera - Blue Bullet / 1988 944 Turbo - Red Rocket / 1999 Boxster - Red Racer

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by kookootz » Sun May 03, 2020 11:23 am

is it time for We'll make more ?:

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Re: 996 Headlights T-Shirt

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sun May 03, 2020 8:21 pm

kookootz wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:23 am is it time for We'll make more ?:
Man, I forgot that Jay Leno actually had dark hair at one time.
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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