Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:39 pm


Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by sweet victory » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:37 pm

You spelled 5h4nn wrong

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:41 am

5chn3ll wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:39 pm
Was she on her way to get groceries or something? :?:
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:53 am

I left my lunch at home.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by TheDeckMan » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:58 am

Aw crap, hoovie bought a 996tt....poor car :(
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by sweet victory » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:59 pm

Time for another LS swap.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by TheDeckMan » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 pm

sweet victory wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:59 pm Time for another LS swap.
Perhaps can score some cheap turbo parts :D
996TT - Widowmaker Project -RWD, UMW Tune, H&R RSS, Phenix Engineering Control Arms/LCA's, GT3 6 Pistons, SpeedTech 3" X-Pipe, Ported Headers, 997 GT3 Shifter, GT3 Buckets, GT2 Clutch/PP, GT2RS IC's, RSS Roll Bar, GT3 Brake Ducts, Joe Toth Aero/Ducts, Champion Thrust Arms
997TT - LSD, Chrono , UMW Tune, DSC, Phenix Engineering Toe Links & LCA Bushings, Tubi Race, 3" eRams, 964RS Engine Mounts
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:05 pm

TheDeckMan wrote: Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 pm
sweet victory wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:59 pm Time for another LS swap.
Perhaps can score some cheap turbo parts :D
Other than for wall art would you really trust any parts that come off on of his cars?

I expect he'll not address the coolant pipes and then whine about how it dumps it's coolant everywhere...

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by TheDeckMan » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:13 pm

gnat wrote: Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:05 pm
TheDeckMan wrote: Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 pm

Perhaps can score some cheap turbo parts :D
Other than for wall art would you really trust any parts that come off on of his cars?

I expect he'll not address the coolant pipes and then whine about how it dumps it's coolant everywhere...
Was thinking a Mezger coffee table knowing how he treats things. Or he will grenade the transmission, perhaps a combination of the two considering how he ignores noises of things eating themselves.
996TT - Widowmaker Project -RWD, UMW Tune, H&R RSS, Phenix Engineering Control Arms/LCA's, GT3 6 Pistons, SpeedTech 3" X-Pipe, Ported Headers, 997 GT3 Shifter, GT3 Buckets, GT2 Clutch/PP, GT2RS IC's, RSS Roll Bar, GT3 Brake Ducts, Joe Toth Aero/Ducts, Champion Thrust Arms
997TT - LSD, Chrono , UMW Tune, DSC, Phenix Engineering Toe Links & LCA Bushings, Tubi Race, 3" eRams, 964RS Engine Mounts
Audi TT Track Car
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:36 pm

You can't spend $50K making a coffee table only to f**k it up after only stacking three neckbeardy coffee table books on it (I'm CERTAIN that one of them would be "The Road from Zuffenhausen") - so that would never work.

I don't understand the physics, but somehow he spends $50K to make it go faster and the engine turns to thermite.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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