Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by Kalashnikov » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:10 pm

996outpost helmet... While driving a C4? 😂

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by 32wildbilly » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:28 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:07 pm Little shit. Always with the ice cream.
What happened to your avatar pic? All I see is a question mark in a blue box!
Never gonna make you cry...

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:17 am

Kalashnikov wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:10 pm 996outpost helmet... While driving a C4? 😂
I've been kicking around the idea of registering "96Outpost.com" for the last year C4 Corvette owners. I can just cut the first "9" off the stickers - but t-shirts and other stuff might not work quite as well.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by Kalashnikov » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:37 am

OK. Some ideas for background image for new site.
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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by sweet victory » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:13 pm

Just start a new website.


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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:06 pm

Y'all have some weak-ass Corvette shit-talking game. Do better.

Here's a burnout video to inspire you*...




*Note how both tires spin (Chevy doesn't make you beg for an LSD)...and note that the rear end does not slam up and down like a washed-up stripper's ass after a few too many Home Depot silicone parties. America's Sports Car is optimized for burnouts.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:20 am

Googling "rear end does not slam up and down like a washed-up stripper's ass after a few too many Home Depot silicone parties" . . .

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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by Kalashnikov » Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:29 pm

Schnell... The Tank.


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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:22 am

I'll be streaking in the quad with my boy, Blue...

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Drag racing @ SDCCU Friday Night (RaceLegal)?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:37 am

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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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