I agree that is fuzzy math.Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:25 am Not trying to granny-shame, but if this happened in the 80's and she's 71 today, she was hardly a granny. #Make Grannies Old Again.
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1988 is 30 years ago, so our 71-year-old would have been a somewhat more sprightly 41. 41 is definitely not old lady territory, but it's definitely old enough to put you into grandmother territory. In 2013 (I was too lazy to dig for more recent statistics), 7400 babies were born to girls 14 years old and under.Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:25 am Not trying to granny-shame, but if this happened in the 80's and she's 71 today, she was hardly a granny. #Make Grannies Old Again.
So, maybe she WAS a granny. I hope so, at any rate...nothing's hotter than those enormous, baggy granny panties, amirite? (No, I'm not right. It was rhetorical...)
Granny sex. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Imagine the excitement building as you slowly, deliberately, and seductively peel back the Velcro strap from first one "sensible" shoe, and then the other...your mind already racing as you imagine easing those yellowed, saggy stockings gently down her stubbly calves, erotically tracing each massive, blue-green varicose vein with your fingertips...
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LOL I never doubted that she was a genuine grandmother. I'm just saying get your grandmothers out of my granny porn.
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I hear you, man. That whiff of stale pee laced with Geritol will definitely put the starch into your bloomers...Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:51 am LOL I never doubted that she was a genuine grandmother. I'm just saying get your grandmothers out of my granny porn.
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Man, I'm glad I wasn't eating lunch when I read this... eeeekkkkk! Twisted people out there!
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Whatever, man. You know you love the septuagenarian crowd. Once the teeth come out, magic happens!
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So, anyone here from Indianapolis? I may be in the area in March, beer may happen.
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upon investigation, it appears granny porn is not only a thing, but its adherents exist on this board.
what does this mean for 996 values are they an investment can I retire yet also what oil do you use thanks
what does this mean for 996 values are they an investment can I retire yet also what oil do you use thanks
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Not sure but I hear I could be getting 30 MPG if only I shifted at 1,500 RPM!
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haha, whaddanut
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