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Re: WildBill from Shake Yo Bootyville

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:33 am

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:52 am
b3freak wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:53 pm hahaha. I love that I'm blamed for any and every weirdness on this forum. But if it were me, I'd be more creative at it. Like hack into your machine at work and wait until you boss is standing over you, then post a live nude shot of some fat chick screaming your name and saying, "Bill, where are you babe?... I'm hot, fluffy, and ready... I'm not bluffin' with this major muffin! Connect that webcam and hurry before I burn!!!"
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Work...what is this word work you speak of...?
Yea, I gotya... that webcam business of yours is really MORE play than work huh? bwahahaha Shake it WildBill! Ride that hoss! :lol:
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:29 am

Webcam?...I'm no webcam! No webcam here...! You're a webcam!

This works for most applications...towel...puppet...
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:50 pm

Howdy ho!

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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo!

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Gonzo911 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:49 am

And to think the Mods over at RL thought this thread was juvenile...
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:47 am

Gonzo911 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:49 am And to think the Mods over at RL thought this thread was juvenile...
I know, right?
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:51 am

BTW, Happy Birthday DTM! I picked this special gif for you 'cause I know how much you like your car forums laced with a little spice!
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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by DTMiller » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:06 am

Awwwww.... thanks, that's exactly what my wife got me. And a set of tires. So I guess you're also sending me a set of tires? You're the best.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:47 am

That is a FANTASTIC use for breasts. It's amazing how versatile a proper set can be.
kcattorney wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:51 am BTW, Happy Birthday DTM! I picked this special gif for you 'cause I know how much you like your car forums laced with a little spice!

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by DBJoe996 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:59 am

And to think that that other website...ahem...closed and abyssed the best thread ever! To the future...and beyond!
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Kalashnikov » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:31 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:44 pm
Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:08 pm

Voyage.
Damnit, Kalashnikov, I don't know what they put in the water over there but Russian chicks are :shock:

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