Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Post by Dr_Strangelove » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:18 pm

Is it the equipment or the car not working? Around these parts they just plug an OBD2 in, (the OBD2 is doubtfully plugged into anything on the other end,) and charge me $20.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:24 pm

It's the station testing equipment. 2000-and-newer vehicles use completely different hardware than 1999-and-older vehicles. I think the year was probably arbitrary, since the "2000 and newer" system connects to the car via OBD-II, which is present in both my 1996 Corvette and my 1999 996 (OBD-II became mandatory in '96).

Anyway, the "old" system requires a different testing computer/sniffer system and the use of a dynamometer (the 996 exempts out of the dyno test since the VIN says it's a Carrera 4). Some part of the 1999-and-older system is always busted, it seems...

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by gnat » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:28 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:24 pm It's the station testing equipment. 2000-and-newer vehicles use completely different hardware than 1999-and-older vehicles. I think the year was probably arbitrary, since the "2000 and newer" system connects to the car via OBD-II, which is present in both my 1996 Corvette and my 1999 996.

Anyway, the "old" system requires a different testing computer/sniffer system and the use of a dynamometer (the 996 exempts out of the dyno test since the VIN says it's a Carrera 4). Some part of the system is always busted, it seems...
I hear that a lot from CA people. I think it's just another CARB scam to try to get people frustrated enough to junk older cars and get newer ones (completely missing the environmental damage of junking cars...).

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Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:31 pm

I completely agree. I think CARB/Sacramento figure if they just make it hard enough to register them, people will just give up. I haven't just given up, but it's turned into a royal pain in the ass every other year - and this is WITH a smog-legal vehicle that is ready for emissions testing!

From now on, nothing newer than 1974...I'll teach them not to screw with me by being miserable on every hot day for the rest of my life. ;)
gnat wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:28 pm
5chn3ll wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:24 pm It's the station testing equipment. 2000-and-newer vehicles use completely different hardware than 1999-and-older vehicles. I think the year was probably arbitrary, since the "2000 and newer" system connects to the car via OBD-II, which is present in both my 1996 Corvette and my 1999 996.

Anyway, the "old" system requires a different testing computer/sniffer system and the use of a dynamometer (the 996 exempts out of the dyno test since the VIN says it's a Carrera 4). Some part of the system is always busted, it seems...
I hear that a lot from CA people. I think it's just another CARB scam to try to get people frustrated enough to junk older cars and get newer ones (completely missing the environmental damage of junking cars...).

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:51 pm

Dang, maybe it's worth a call to a local Porsche shop to see who they recommend?
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Post by 32wildbilly » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:32 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:51 pm Dang, maybe it's worth a call to a local Porsche shop to see who they recommend?
Naw, they will try to get you to buy a new car too.
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Post by Dr_Strangelove » Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:50 am

Haha I meant like Callas Rennsport (wrong city I know) not the Stealership.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:39 pm

It's not normally this bad - but the pandemic hasn't helped any.

I have a lead on a place for tomorrow morning. Think good thoughts...

I'm keeping my receipt for the DMV site in my car for when I get pulled over.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:12 pm

All gussied up (on the outside) for the Kansas City All-German Car Show at The Underground first thing in the morning! It will meet up with its brothers (928, 951 & 914) who are already staged on location.

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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:47 am

FRUNKenstein wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:12 pm All gussied up (on the outside) for the Kansas City All-German Car Show at The Underground first thing in the morning! It will meet up with its brothers (928, 951 & 914) who are already staged on location.


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That shore are purdy! Actually love the color.
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