Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:06 am

So...Bob Saget literally "bumped his head, went to bed, and couldn't get up in the morning."

That blows...the dude got taken out by a nursery rhyme...

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:39 am

On the way to work this morning, I kept wondering about the part number for an '87 944 Turbo wiper arm. Anybody help with that?

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:46 am

Have you tried searching Pelican Parts? :roll:
FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:39 am On the way to work this morning, I kept wondering about the part number for an '87 944 Turbo wiper arm. Anybody help with that?


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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:05 am

FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:39 am On the way to work this morning, I kept wondering about the part number for an '87 944 Turbo wiper arm. Anybody help with that?


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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:28 am

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am

5chn3ll wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:28 am DefinitelyNotGoatse.png
Now where did I put my work managed mobile...

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:29 am

NOPE! That's probably Not a Rickroll.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:46 am

From the Wikipedia page:
Goatse was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man, hunched over, widely stretching his anus with both of his hands to approximately the width of a grapefruit.

I had a fantastically homophobic employee back in the day...so I wrote an AutoIT script to set his desktop background to Goatse every night.

Good times. I can't imagine I wouldn't get sued for that these days...but it might still be worth it.

Also, I definitely did not submit this image to the London Olympic committee for the 2012 games. It was Some Other Guy(tm).

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Go Space Force!

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:55 am

5chn3ll wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:06 am So...Bob Saget literally "bumped his head, went to bed, and couldn't get up in the morning."

That blows...the dude got taken out by a nursery rhyme...

If you give this joke a bit more "Aristocrats" he'd probably laugh too :lol:

You know that was his style after all.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:59 am

TMI...
5chn3ll wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:46 am From the Wikipedia page:
Goatse was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man, hunched over, widely stretching his anus with both of his hands to approximately the width of a grapefruit.

I had a fantastically homophobic employee back in the day...so I wrote an AutoIT script to set his desktop background to Goatse every night.

Good times. I can't imagine I wouldn't get sued for that these days...but it might still be worth it.

Also, I definitely did not submit this image to the London Olympic committee for the 2012 games. It was Some Other Guy(tm).


_43006883_sean_stayte_416.jpg




Go Space Force!


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