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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:53 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 4:57 pm I think we just found a great test for senile dementia boys. You show someone a 10 hour loop of someone falling down a staircase. Then you show the person a photograph of the staircase. If they say "Oh, neat, is that from the exorcist?" Grandma, I've got bad news about grandpa...
Close enough. Besides I didn't open 5chn3ll's attachment.

BTW what's my name again...
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:59 pm

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:07 pm Man says...man delivers. 35.71 in Ivan Drago costume.
Now see, this here is the way things used to be, back in the good ol' days.

Kalash, you are the Lance Armstrong of our little website.

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Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:36 pm

Amazon delivers Windex, too. Just sayin'.

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Post by Kalashnikov » Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:33 pm

Dumpling maker has been on strike for three weeks to the day...

But, feel free to Photoshop it. Soviet flag like Rocky 4 movie instead of the mirror?
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:37 pm

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:33 pm Dumpling maker has been on strike for three weeks to the day...

But, feel free to Photoshop it. Soviet flag like Rocky 4 movie instead of the mirror?
Aw, hell, I almost forgot about "the dumpling maker"!!

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Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Jun 19, 2023 6:29 pm

Anybody else get one of these for Father’s Day?

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:43 pm

Pee Pee Eye didn't get me a damn thing for Father's Day. Fuzzy little ingrate...

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by OceanBlue2000 » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:07 pm

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 6:29 pm Anybody else get one of these for Father’s Day?


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No, although the wife finally visited the local dealer and I got some cool swag.

They have some nerve with that subtitle. Rarely is "the unexpected" good when you are talking machines. "Expect the Unexpected...Like Engine-Eating Bearing Failures"
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Cuda911 » Fri Jun 23, 2023 6:02 pm

Found this old pic of me diving under the ice in Antarctica.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Fri Jun 23, 2023 6:41 pm

Cuda911 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 6:02 pm Found this old pic of me diving under the ice in Antarctica.
You are/were very gutsy! Gives me chills just looking at the pic.
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