Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
You're listening to Magic 107.5, Kansas City's best mix of R&B?
You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?
You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
You sneezed all over the cluster and haven't bothered to clean it off?
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Your cruise control is set to the speed at which I normally hit my driveway approach?
Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?
Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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The fact that you'd never noticed the gauge cluster looks like an 80's boom box...and that you'll never NOT see it from today onward?
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
1. The car is running and in Drive, the cruise is set at 49 mph, but the speedometer is not reading anything. Cruise or speedo broken? Dead tranny? hahakcattorney wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 amSpeaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?
2. All of the MIL are blown and/or bulbs removed?
3. Faux overlay is the same OEM provide for the Porsche 996?
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If you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:kcattorney wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 am Speaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?
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Actually, you'll see this...Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:22 amIf you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:kcattorney wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 am Speaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?
checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Well, I was gonna say that "No warning lights." Of course, the pic was taken at exact instant that the Adaptive Headlight Warning was blinking to the TPMS warning, so it is a little bit misleading. But, given I had literally every warning light on at the same time at one point, with multiple warnings fighting over the main warning space, this is a huge win.
Now, as to your smartass comments:
You're listening to Magic 107.5, Kansas City's best mix of R&B?
No
You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?
Very good idea, but no
You sneezed all over the cluster and haven't bothered to clean it off?
Ha, good guess, but no
Your cruise control is set to the speed at which I normally hit my driveway approach?
Apparently true
Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?
Also, true
The fact that you'd never noticed the gauge cluster looks like an 80's boom box...and that you'll never NOT see it from today onward?
Strangely enough, also true
1. The car is running and in Drive, the cruise is set at 49 mph, but the speedometer is not reading anything. Cruise or speedo broken? Dead tranny? haha
All very valid assumptions, but no
2. All of the MIL are blown and/or bulbs removed?
Nope (well, not yet)
3. Faux overlay is the same OEM provide for the Porsche 996?
Could very well be true
Now, as to your smartass comments:
You're listening to Magic 107.5, Kansas City's best mix of R&B?
No
You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?
Very good idea, but no
You sneezed all over the cluster and haven't bothered to clean it off?
Ha, good guess, but no
Your cruise control is set to the speed at which I normally hit my driveway approach?
Apparently true
Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?
Also, true
The fact that you'd never noticed the gauge cluster looks like an 80's boom box...and that you'll never NOT see it from today onward?
Strangely enough, also true
1. The car is running and in Drive, the cruise is set at 49 mph, but the speedometer is not reading anything. Cruise or speedo broken? Dead tranny? haha
All very valid assumptions, but no
2. All of the MIL are blown and/or bulbs removed?
Nope (well, not yet)
3. Faux overlay is the same OEM provide for the Porsche 996?
Could very well be true
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1987 928S4, Guards Red
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1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
The last 2 pages of this thread justify the existence of this site...
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Actually, I think Audi is coming out with this as a new symbol for their Heads-Up Display.32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:29 amActually, you'll see this...Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:22 am
If you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:
checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver