**New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

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**New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:57 am

They've been making masks for the 996 for many years, but they're really in denial... All the other 911 owners are really jealous of our headlight uniqueness. Therefore, I've engineered a new product that will help all of those 996-light-lovers come out of the closet. Behold! The "996 Wannabe Mask". Here's my ad. Maybe someone will post this to other forums. :D Enjoy!
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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by 32wildbilly » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:09 am

That is AWESOME!
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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:54 am

32wildbilly wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:09 am That is AWESOME!
It would be great to get these masks cut in vinyl that can be handed out at all PCA lawnmower events. What do you think? :lol:

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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:02 am

The 356 looks pretty good :lol:
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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:05 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:02 am The 356 looks pretty good :lol:
Ain't she cute?! :lol:

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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:13 am

Even works well with the Porsche SUVs...
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Re: Expanding to Designer Sunglasses

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:21 am

I'm thinking, if this takes off, I'm going to expand my concept into the designer sunglasses world. Here's a prototype.
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Re: 996 Bathing Suit Line...

Post by B3DAWG » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:28 am

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Re: 996 Bathing Suit Line...

Post by KoB » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:07 pm

b3freak wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:28 am 996bathingsuit.jpg
Yeah, but the first time you refer to “fried eggs,” she’s gonna go all medieval on your ass.
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Re: **New Product** 996 Wannabe Masks

Post by TheDeckMan » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:22 am

Awesome :lol:
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