Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

User avatar
5chn3ll
Six shots...or only five?
Posts: 4659
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:35 pm

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:21 am

You're listening to Magic 107.5, Kansas City's best mix of R&B?

You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

User avatar
gnat
Power-drunk moderator
Posts: 4171
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:54 am
Location: Lobby, VWGofA HQ

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:23 am

You sneezed all over the cluster and haven't bothered to clean it off?

User avatar
5chn3ll
Six shots...or only five?
Posts: 4659
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:35 pm

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:26 am

Your cruise control is set to the speed at which I normally hit my driveway approach?

Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?

Image

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

User avatar
5chn3ll
Six shots...or only five?
Posts: 4659
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:35 pm

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:29 am

The fact that you'd never noticed the gauge cluster looks like an 80's boom box...and that you'll never NOT see it from today onward?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

User avatar
B3DAWG
OG (First 100 Outposters!)
Posts: 1659
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:46 am
Location: Gawga DAWG Country

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by B3DAWG » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:46 am

kcattorney wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 am
5chn3ll wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:51 am Holy crap. Now that the brake light switch seems to have resolved my intermittent ABS/PSM failure, my "soon" to-do list of deferred maintenance items is finished!
Speaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?

1. The car is running and in Drive, the cruise is set at 49 mph, but the speedometer is not reading anything. Cruise or speedo broken? Dead tranny? haha

2. All of the MIL are blown and/or bulbs removed?

3. Faux overlay is the same OEM provide for the Porsche 996?

User avatar
Dr_Strangelove
Won't stay Banned
Posts: 1990
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:46 pm
Location: Henderson, NV

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:22 am

kcattorney wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 am Speaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?
If you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:

checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg
checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg (13.45 KiB) Viewed 2180 times
2003 Carrera: Dark Teal Metallic

User avatar
32wildbilly
Never gonna run around and desert you
Posts: 5783
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:46 pm
Location: Kneebraska

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:29 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:22 am
kcattorney wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:10 am Speaking of, anybody notice anything unusual about this shot of my A8L's dashboard?
If you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:


checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg
Actually, you'll see this...
18ix6xrbwtxlyjpg.jpg
18ix6xrbwtxlyjpg.jpg (13.37 KiB) Viewed 2176 times
Never gonna make you cry...

User avatar
FRUNKenstein
Curator Extraordinaire
Posts: 3958
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:02 pm
Location: Wheat field, dammit, wheat!
Contact:

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:42 am

Well, I was gonna say that "No warning lights." Of course, the pic was taken at exact instant that the Adaptive Headlight Warning was blinking to the TPMS warning, so it is a little bit misleading. But, given I had literally every warning light on at the same time at one point, with multiple warnings fighting over the main warning space, this is a huge win.

Now, as to your smartass comments:

You're listening to Magic 107.5, Kansas City's best mix of R&B?
No

You finally clipped the ground wire to the check engine light?
Very good idea, but no

You sneezed all over the cluster and haven't bothered to clean it off?
Ha, good guess, but no

Your cruise control is set to the speed at which I normally hit my driveway approach?
Apparently true

Your German car with wood-grain suggests you'd rather be driving a Jag, but you're not jaunty enough to deal with the smoky wires that would entail?
Also, true

The fact that you'd never noticed the gauge cluster looks like an 80's boom box...and that you'll never NOT see it from today onward?
Strangely enough, also true

1. The car is running and in Drive, the cruise is set at 49 mph, but the speedometer is not reading anything. Cruise or speedo broken? Dead tranny? haha
All very valid assumptions, but no

2. All of the MIL are blown and/or bulbs removed?
Nope (well, not yet)

3. Faux overlay is the same OEM provide for the Porsche 996?
Could very well be true
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

User avatar
5chn3ll
Six shots...or only five?
Posts: 4659
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:35 pm

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:49 am

The last 2 pages of this thread justify the existence of this site...

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

User avatar
FRUNKenstein
Curator Extraordinaire
Posts: 3958
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:02 pm
Location: Wheat field, dammit, wheat!
Contact:

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:51 am

32wildbilly wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:29 am
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:22 am

If you cross your eyes and stare into the burl like it's a magic eye puzzle, you see this:


checkengine-autotechofcolumbia.jpg
Actually, you'll see this...
18ix6xrbwtxlyjpg.jpg
18ix6xrbwtxlyjpg.jpg (13.37 KiB) Viewed 2169 times
Actually, I think Audi is coming out with this as a new symbol for their Heads-Up Display.
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

Post Reply