Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

[32wildbilly]

I'll just leave this here and slowly back out the door...

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-hon ... 1782809075

Oh F me! That is hilarious!

[32wildbilly]

Which thread shared that tidbit of fake news?

Brian "I don't care about your feelings but please don't be mean to me" 996 - the perfectionist - has been telling people that 99's don't have failure symptoms. Last I saw him post this was in the thread called "IMSB failure vs Bore Scoring - and the winner is!"

I'm sorry I asked. I try to eliminate everything I've read in his posts. Must be working.

[5chn3ll]

After dropping his engine to replace the coolant tank, he's ready for some driving shoes.

I can only assume that someone with a CRISPR box and NO ethics whatsoever managed to create a viable zygote named Brian from two male donors - KrazyK and best-selling author, occasional Gitmo AirBNB guest, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant John Ireland.

[Dr_Strangelove]

Don't worry guys my best friend is a retired master Porsche mechanic who is going to come out of retirement one last time so he can do all of this work for free. Only, by "best friend" I mean guy who lives down the street and by "master Porsche mechanic" I mean guy who has rusty cars in his lawn and likes my Porsche a lot. This guy says 99's are the only year that can't fail and he feels bad for all of you suckers that own regular 996s. Anyway he is going to drop my engine this spring so I can do this Fister D chunk everyone is talking about. On that note what are your guys thoughts on neon underbody? Just kidding, I don't care. But serious can you guys help me understand what all of these letters and numbers on my windshield are telling me about my car? Also here's a photograph of a random part on my car what is this all about? Don't tell me to use the search function either, just help me because I love my car.

[32wildbilly]

Don't worry guys my best friend is a retired master Porsche mechanic who is going to come out of retirement one last time so he can do all of this work for free. Only, by "best friend" I mean guy who lives down the street and by "master Porsche mechanic" I mean guy who has rusty cars in his lawn and likes my Porsche a lot. This guy says 99's are the only year that can't fail and he feels bad for all of you suckers that own regular 996s. Anyway he is going to drop my engine this spring so I can do this Fister D chunk everyone is talking about. On that note what are your guys thoughts on neon underbody? Just kidding, I don't care. But serious can you guys help me understand what all of these letters and numbers on my windshield are telling me about my car? Also here's a photograph of a random part on my car what is this all about? Don't tell me to use the search function either, just help me because I love my car.

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[Battery Guy]

After dropping his engine to replace the coolant tank, he's ready for some driving shoes.

I can only assume that someone with a CRISPR box and NO ethics whatsoever managed to create a viable zygote named Brian from two male donors - KrazyK and best-selling author, serial 996 flipper, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant best-selling author, occasional Gitmo AirBNB guest, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant John Ireland.

So is the new RL member “Satan666” also Brian996? The posts have a lot in common.
Still can’t believe that I read their stupid shit but I do. Cannot explain
D

[32wildbilly]

After dropping his engine to replace the coolant tank, he's ready for some driving shoes.

I can only assume that someone with a CRISPR box and NO ethics whatsoever managed to create a viable zygote named Brian from two male donors - KrazyK and best-selling author, serial 996 flipper, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant best-selling author, serial 996 flipper, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant best-selling author, occasional Gitmo AirBNB guest, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant John Ireland.

So is the new RL member “Satan666” also Brian996? The posts have a lot in common.
Still can’t believe that I read their stupid shit but I do. Cannot explain
D

Yeah I have refused to read the new guy's threads just based on his name. I'm not religious but I did watch The Exorcist and it scared the sh!t out of me. Also have not been able to eat split pea soup since then.

[Dr_Strangelove]

All you missed is I offered to sell him my car and soul for $10,000,000,000,000 or whatever I can't remember how many zeroes.

[Einsteiger]

I know I'm one of the newer members, and therefore not qualified to comment, but that's never stopped me before. ----

There seems to be this strange, ongoing co-dependency between 996OP and that....other....Porsche forum. Threads keep linking back - it's like the 13 colonies maintaining loose ties with England.

[32wildbilly]

I know I'm one of the newer members, and therefore not qualified to comment, but that's never stopped me before. ----

There seems to be this strange, ongoing co-dependency between 996OP and that....other....Porsche forum. Threads keep linking back - it's like the 13 colonies maintaining loose ties with England.

We are just celebrating our freedom from the heavy hand of oppression and idiocy.