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[FRUNKenstein]

Well, she's obviously got quite a bit of crazy in her for doing a 14 year old boy. But damn, that is a good looking woman.

[Kalashnikov]

I did not have a single even remotely attractive teacher through ALL of my primary school years.

Currently I know ONE attractive chick who is teaching middle school...English. I told her that she should not be anywhere near 13 & 14 year old boys, as I know what I would be thinking of all the time if she was teaching me.

Teacher in question.

[Flat6BlahBlah]

I was 14 in the 1970's (Yup, I'm as old as dirt!). I had just moved from the Midwest to Palos Verdes, in southern California, and was suffering from a combination of culture shock, visual overload from all of the scantily clad stunning females everywhere, raging hormones and the knowledge that I'd never play hockey again. I had a Spanish class teacher that had apparently followed Gloria Steinem's advice of burning her bras. I'm guessing it was somehow empowering for her to do that and simultaneously drive young boys being held captive in her classroom absolutely nuts. She was maybe 30 years old. Tall, lean, sandy blond hair and was blessed by the breast gods with a lovely pair that were much too large for her slight frame. The problem is that she only wore button-up blouses that were seemingly too small, typically sheer and white, and on chilly mornings you could probably cut glass with what was trying to poke their way up through the fabric. And when she turned sideways... yup, you could plainly see the treasure of skin between the buttons that were barely hidden by her choice of clothing. She and her two friends were a frequent topic of conversation among myself and my new acquaintances during lunch time. Needless to say, I learned to love California fairly quickly. Plus, I learned a new trick of how to levitate my desk using no hands! Ya' gotta' love Spanish class! If I could go back in time knowing what I know now, I would've spoken to her alone after class and told her exactly what I was thinking. The odds of success would've been slightly better than Lotto, and worth every slow step of impending doom on the way to the principle's office for the shot at visiting the promised land. Ya' gotta' take advantage of being a minor while that small window of opportunity is still open! Aye, carumba!

But like all things, and especially breastessess, gravity and time takes its toll. If she's still teaching, she'd be pushing 70 and looking like this. My guess is that the desks stopped levitating decades ago.

[FRUNKenstein]

You know what sucks? Having a sump pump pipe come unhooked and flooding your basement. Ask me how I know. Helluva way to spend a beautiful Saturday. I am freaking beat. Hopefully the air movers and dehumidifiers work their magic overnight.

[Dr_Strangelove]

You know what sucks? Having a sump pump pipe come unhooked and flooding your basement. Ask me how I know. Helluva way to spend a beautiful Saturday. I am freaking beat. Hopefully the air movers and dehumidifiers work their magic overnight.

That SUCKS! Dehumidifiers are amazing, but those buckets fill up fast if you're sucking up a flood. At this point, since I'm late-night west coast posting, you know this.

[Cuda911]

You know what sucks? Having a sump pump pipe come unhooked and flooding your basement. Ask me how I know. Helluva way to spend a beautiful Saturday. I am freaking beat. Hopefully the air movers and dehumidifiers work their magic overnight.

Ask Jake. This is 996 101..... you simply did not finger the sump enough.

[Kalashnikov]

Flight be boarding 5:50, set alarm 4:15, wake up... Decide to lay in bed for another 15 minutes. Open eyes next time, it is 5:06.

Run to the car, park at the airport at 5:26. Run across all of airport, make the gate at 5:45.

Fuck this shit. I had no breakfast, no shower, sweaty like a MF, outran the golf cart carrying people over all of the concourse.

O'Hara lounge, you are my only hope.

[Sneaky Pete]

Flight be boarding 5:50, set alarm 4:15, wake up... Decide to lay in bed for another 15 minutes. Open eyes next time, it is 5:06.

Run to the car, park at the airport at 5:26. Run across All of airport, make the gate at 5:45.

Fuck this shit. I had no breakfast, no shower, sweaty like a MF, outrank the golf cart carrying people over all of the concourse.

O'Hara lounge, you are my only hope.

Ur gonna be ripe .......good thing we are meeting up Monday night. Trailbraker aka Spruden of that other Porsche site looks to be joining us.

[Kalashnikov]

Having breakfast of champions in O'Hare.

[B3DAWG]

While y’all are deep in teacher and gun talk, wife and I are taking a much needed vacay from everything. Zoomin’ around the mountains is where these cars really shine. She actually liked it. Yay!