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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:40 am

One of the things I miss most about Radio Shack is lurking around corners watching suckers get conned into buying $90 Monster Cables.

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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:09 pm

...but they're gold...GOLD DAMMIT!
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:40 am One of the things I miss most about Radio Shack is lurking around corners watching suckers get conned into buying $90 Monster Cables.
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Post by gnat » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:18 pm

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:09 pm ...but they're gold...GOLD DAMMIT!
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:40 am One of the things I miss most about Radio Shack is lurking around corners watching suckers get conned into buying $90 Monster Cables.
Gold is only meant for toilets and used IMSBs! Totally not useful or valuable in any other way!
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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:20 pm

Gold toilet...?? I'd rather have gold cables. :roll:
gnat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:18 pm
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:09 pm ...but they're gold...GOLD DAMMIT!
Gold is only meant for toilets and used IMSBs! Totally not useful or valuable in any other way!
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Post by Dr_Strangelove » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:55 pm

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:40 am One of the things I miss most about Radio Shack is lurking around corners watching suckers get conned into buying $90 Monster Cables.
I got conned into buying Monster Cable® screen cleaning spray once.
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Post by JayG » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:16 pm

gnat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:18 pm
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:09 pm ...but they're gold...GOLD DAMMIT!
Gold is only meant for toilets and used IMSBs! Totally not useful or valuable in any other way!
Escalators, you forgot gold escalators
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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:48 pm

...and curtains.

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JayG wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:16 pm
gnat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:18 pm
Gold is only meant for toilets and used IMSBs! Totally not useful or valuable in any other way!
Escalators, you forgot gold escalators
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:52 pm

You both forgot showers. Now move on. :D

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:40 pm

"We are not worthy..."
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:52 pm You both forgot showers. Now move on. :D
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Post by gnat » Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:39 pm

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:52 pm You both forgot showers. Now move on. :D
I totally was thinking bathroom fixtures when I read this post the first time. Did not give nearly enough weight to the poster...

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