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I thought that Seinfeld cleared that up back in the '90s?

Or is there an "alt" viewpoint out there?

DTMiller wrote: ↑Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:01 am Remember kids, this is an important topic because being gay is bad.

Remember which kids? I don't get it. And how can "gay" be bad?

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Definition of gay

1 a : happily excited : merry in a gay mood
b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits. A bird's gay spring song
2 a : bright, lively gay sunny meadows
b : brilliant in color
3 a : Male operators of Miatas, Fiat 500's and Smart Cars
b : Willing male passengers in Miatas, Fiat 500's and Smart Cars

Yes, being gay is a bad thing. It's a terrible thing. Should be mocked and made the butt of lame unimaginative jokes as often as possible.

Lighten up DTM, this not the safe space.

Everyone gets trolled here. And as far as I know every racial and social group that exists gets their own jokes. Got porsche/hummer/mercedes? Must have tiny dick. From Russia? Must drink vodka instead of water and ride bears. Rich guy with girls? Must be a Jon. Nerdy It guy? Must be a virgin.

None of the jokes that fly on this forum are malicious, and if people are bothered by them.... That's their problem. I will bust everyone's balls and I am fine getting same ball busting my way. This PC bull shit of everyone getting offended by everything has to . Unless I am mistaken, this forum is 100% male and it is understood that normal dude ball busting will be in effect. If Dallas wants to implement full PC rules of safe spaces and cordiality, so be it.

my buddy picked up an RF early last year, he's a chap on the larger side...6'+ 300ish and he fits fine. We put KONIs and Flyin Miata springs on it and he has an HK$ exhaust. He also bought a header and tune for it. baseline dyno before the tune was 167rwhp I think..

he abused it on the Tail of the Dragon last November and it worked pretty well

oh and stay away from the Smart Module for the top.. trust me.

I'm sad the Miata isn't yours, AK47, I was going to mock you for wanting to be me with the white Acura + Miata combo. You really need to go get a cheap-ass 996, though, dude...

I knew it! I mean, I had always heard about the vodka instead of water thing, but now that you've confirmed it, it makes perfect sense. Butt is the "bear" reference in the context of this thread a hairy man?


And is this bad timing to admit that I'm of Greek descent?

Where there is a will...... There is a way....

Are you and Joe drinking vodka and doing brake stands in the rental? We need video! I wish Phoenix was closer!

(Charge your phone!)