Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Post by 5chn3ll » Fri May 11, 2018 12:55 pm

I can get Michael Cohen's contact info if it would be helpful. Well, as soon as he's assigned a cell, anyway.
kcattorney wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 11:35 amSumma Cumladen

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by 5chn3ll » Fri May 11, 2018 12:56 pm

Cuda911 wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 12:10 pm...
I'd handle that thing with tongs and gloves, Cuda - it might be Summa Cumladen.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Post by FRUNKenstein » Fri May 11, 2018 1:18 pm

Or Summa Buttcrammened
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Post by Cuda911 » Fri May 11, 2018 1:25 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 12:56 pm
Cuda911 wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 12:10 pm...
I'd handle that thing with tongs and gloves, Cuda - it might be Summa Cumladen.
Yeah, Sara was with me. We are still out on the road... she wants it transported in the trunk. Definitely may have summa cumlouder stains on it.

I bet the BofA teller will be thrilled when I hand it over for a nice shiny new one.

Very odd. Crap area where I'm pretty sure it is the approx. annual income of the local denizens. How would they lose it and not know?


Ah, answered my own question earlier. Meth.
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Post by Cuda911 » Fri May 11, 2018 1:33 pm

Sheesh, this is turning out to be quite the day.... look what else I found on the ground!!!

Will be richer than DT by the end of the day at this rate.
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Post by 32wildbilly » Fri May 11, 2018 1:55 pm

Cuda911 wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 12:10 pm Hey, hey.... look what I did spy with my little eye today during a property inspection. In a crappy industrial area. Three meth-looking street people walked right by it.
Looks like you missed an incredibly rare Navaho arrow head right by that waded up coke straw! BTW those meth-head street people know better than to pick that other thing up!
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Post by Kalashnikov » Fri May 11, 2018 2:09 pm

Summa Cumladden was dating Chad Thundercock last time I checked.

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Post by Cuda911 » Fri May 11, 2018 2:47 pm

In other breaking news.....

Last month my daughter went to Dunkin Donuts. As she finished her iced coffee, she noticed that there were baby cockroaches in the ice cubes! She told the manager and he did nothing. Today she went back (no idea why) and there are still cockroaches in the ice cubes. The manager rudely grabbed the drink away from her and said he is aware of the issue, and asked her to leave.

Today I opened a case with Dunkin Donuts corp
HQ. Will keep you posted.
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Post by DTMiller » Fri May 11, 2018 3:22 pm

Your nails are beautiful Mike.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri May 11, 2018 4:59 pm

Cuda911 wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 2:47 pm In other breaking news.....

Last month my daughter went to Dunkin Donuts. As she finished her iced coffee, she noticed that there were baby cockroaches in the ice cubes! She told the manager and he did nothing. Today she went back (no idea why) and there are still cockroaches in the ice cubes. The manager rudely grabbed the drink away from her and said he is aware of the issue, and asked her to leave.

Today I opened a case with Dunkin Donuts corp
HQ. Will keep you posted.
Seems like a rational response to a customer bringing a potential health code violation to your attention...

As an aside, some parental advice about perhaps not frequenting that establishment in the future might be in order.

Spend a week in Egypt...you'll be much less squeamish about our food quality. If there's not a finger attached to the fingernail or still wrapped in the band-aid, just eat around it...

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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