What did you do to/with your 996 today?

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:40 am

32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:34 pm
5chn3ll wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 3:03 pm Man, I can't Goatse this thread.

Yes I can.

goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often spelled without the .cx top-level domain as Goatse, was an internet domain that originally housed an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture entitled hello.jpg, showing a close-up of a hunched-over naked man using both hands to stretch open his anus and expose his rectum, which was lit red by the camera flash.
Come to think of it wasn't there a proposed "goatse" version of the Space Force logo displayed here a few years ago?
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:38 am

Goatse, goatse, goatse.
I made you out of clay.
With goatse, goatse, goatse
My goatse I will play!


I love the thought of someone lovingly molding two hands reaching in and stretch... well anyway.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:50 am

Was there? I just can't recall...
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:34 pm Come to think of it wasn't there a proposed "goatse" version of the Space Force logo displayed here a few years ago?
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:55 am

I quoted this in a Slack to the "artist" just moments ago. Her reply: "I will never be able to unhear that."
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:38 am Goatse, goatse, goatse.
I made you out of clay.
With goatse, goatse, goatse
My goatse I will play!


I love the thought of someone lovingly molding two hands reaching in and stretch... well anyway.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Jan 12, 2024 12:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Hatchetf15 » Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:49 am

Got some recent track time in the old beast. Nashvillle Super Speedway. Had a GT4, RC-F, two Snakes, an M2, a C7 ZR and C6 ZR to chase. Last two sessions had steady rain, but the Potenza Sports are really surprising in the wet. I, once again, learned that driver risk/reward is directly proportional to the cost of your car! I got plenty of point-by’s once the skies opened up in earnest.

My normal DD set up with PFC8 and Motul 600 as only nod to track time. I settled on 32f/34r as good hot temp for the tires. The rear was just loose enough I could rotate ok on the off-camber stuff. What a car!
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:23 pm

Hatchetf15 wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:49 am Got some recent track time in the old beast. Nashvillle Super Speedway. Had a GT4, RC-F, two Snakes, an M2, a C7 ZR and C6 ZR to chase. Last two sessions had steady rain, but the Potenza Sports are really surprising in the wet. I, once again, learned that driver risk/reward is directly proportional to the cost of your car! I got plenty of point-by’s once the skies opened up in earnest.

My normal DD set up with PFC8 and Motul 600 as only nod to track time. I settled on 32f/34r as good hot temp for the tires. The rear was just loose enough I could rotate ok on the off-camber stuff. What a car!

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Einsteiger » Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:23 pm

I did some much needed cleaning and vacuuming in the garage today...and watched another layer of dust accumulate on the 996. Almost warm enough now to drag all the wash paraphernalia out onto the driveway for the spring cleaning...of the car now that the garage is in passable shape.

The older I get, the more I'm inclined to think 'It's not really that dirty....maybe next week". :mrgreen:
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