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I want to know the orientation of the umbrella in the box relative to the up arrow. Either it has no handle, or the weirdest handle, of any umbrella ever.

DTMiller wrote: ↑Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:56 am I want to know the orientation of the umbrella in the box relative to the up arrow. Either it has no handle, or the weirdest handle, of any umbrella ever.

Yeah, I laughed at that myself. It’s a Cheap-Ass (TM) 13 foot patio umbrella. Fortunately it has no handle, although given everything else I wouldn’t have been surprised if it did.

FWIW, life on my deck has been kind of interesting lately. Last week I was out there smoking a cigar, which happens a lot this time of year. And then some doofus flew a drone over my house. I wonder if there’s any new YouTube video out there of a pissed-off guy, looking up, with a cigar and a 12 gauge.

b3freak wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:43 am Had to formally evict Mickey Mouse this week with a trap, reminded me of this ol' saying...

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese!"

Ya got that all hosed up.

"The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."

I care less than I know, and I don't know shit about that.