So maybe you sons of beeotches...
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
Wow! Did you run over a land mine?
We really need to talk about your tire problems.
It's getting really tiresome and we're all tired of hearing about it!
We really need to talk about your tire problems.
It's getting really tiresome and we're all tired of hearing about it!
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- 32wildbilly
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
California has 80 mph speed limits! Who would have thunk it!?
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
I would inspect that tire with extra care for fibers of fine Corinthian leather, and strains of the tobacco smoked by none other than Ernest Hemingway.
Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
I was unable to find any evidence that Ricardo Montalban was in any way responsible for my blown Jeep tire. This, combined with the fact that he died in 2009, makes me suspect no Corinthian leather will be found.
Fun fact: "Corinthian leather" was a marketing ploy cooked up by some New Jersey advertising agency to make the Chrysler lineup sound more expensive and exotic. No such thing actually exists.
Fun fact: "Corinthian leather" was a marketing ploy cooked up by some New Jersey advertising agency to make the Chrysler lineup sound more expensive and exotic. No such thing actually exists.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
Somehow, I cannot imagine John fixing Schnell with a steely glare and snarling, “May whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul.”Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 11:27 am Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.
Although I’m sure that John has imagined this many times.
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
He might be running for office soon at this rate. It’s always someone else’s fault.Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Mon May 28, 2018 10:44 am Guy hits road debris twice in one year - blames his pals. Real nice, guy.
Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
The last direct statement I received from Johnny Irish, as I recall, was "blow me, asshole."
The man is nothing if not eloquent. It's no wonder that he has a full line of PDF books just waiting for some third sucker to come along and buy.
The man is nothing if not eloquent. It's no wonder that he has a full line of PDF books just waiting for some third sucker to come along and buy.
KoB wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 5:44 pmSomehow, I cannot imagine John fixing Schnell with a steely glare and snarling, “May whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul.”Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 11:27 am Ricardo may be gone, but his closest comrade John is out there. Wearing his jacket.
Although I’m sure that John has imagined this many times.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
The footage of the last confrontation JI had with Schnell is still online. I hear that they are training for their rematch, scheduled for September 30th at MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas.
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Re: So maybe you sons of beeotches...
Didn't realize either one of them could speak a foreign language nor drink that much Vodka! I like how most people just walk by, apparently thinking "Just another day...two old drunk guys punching it out in the street...yawn." That is except for the third drunk guy who gets knocked on his ass a couple of times after picking one of the original combatants up. Paradise!
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