Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
Wife: What are you doing out in the garage at night! It’s freezing.
Me: Taking pictures of my tailpipes
Wife: ...
Me: Don’t ask
Wife: That car is making you weird.
Me: Taking pictures of my tailpipes
Wife: ...
Me: Don’t ask
Wife: That car is making you weird.
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Strange things I have in head, that will to hand.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
It's all good. I know without a shadow of doubt Jake will follow through on his word. Regardless of the outcome, I'll have an expert opinion on what the next step will be for my car in it's current condition. And, as a bonus, I'll be able to offer my technical talents to a man that has truly given back so much to the Porsche community.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
bwhahahahahaha!!!!! Good one... I needed that laugh!OceanBlue2000 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:37 pm Wife: What are you doing out in the garage at night! It’s freezing.
Me: Taking pictures of my tailpipes
Wife: ...
Me: Don’t ask
Wife: That car is making you weird.
Oh btw... that's actually happened with my wife. She comes out to check on me from time to time. Sometimes, I'm just sitting in the car gathering my thoughts. There's never a dull moment as a 996 owner.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
He wasn't going to stay undercover for long. Too much knowledge and that's hard to hide!
On the car: it is what it is(and I hate that line) but it is really true. I'm excited about the future improvement!
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
It's better (and different) than I remembered: https://rennlist.com/forums/996-forum/9 ... ad-14.htmlb3freak wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:35 pmAh, guess he got scared what the Marine might find wrong with his Porsche? Terminal? Or, maybe he was fearful that it would cost him a lot of money even though Jake offered to use it as a lab rat. Doesn't surprise it was a doctor, they get scared too when their own diagnosis is not good.gnat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:47 am
Yeah it was a few years ago on Rennlist (dammit). Other than that the guy was a Doctor I forget the specifics of the problem, but basically Jake diagnosed the problem and kept telling him what to do and they guy pretty much always did the opposite. Jake was flying out to teach a class with Tony and offered for the guy to bring his car in and they'd use it as the model for the class. Dip shit totally spaced and disappeared
Jake's offer is in post 205.
This was a Martin rebuild that was having trouble. The owner was doing his best to follow advice from Jake, Ashai, and AWDGuy though while Martin spent more time slinging shit and BS than helping. I believe that may actually have been the thread that got Martin banned.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
Uff da! That thread was a piece of work!gnat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:20 pmIt's better (and different) than I remembered: https://rennlist.com/forums/996-forum/9 ... ad-14.htmlb3freak wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:35 pm
Ah, guess he got scared what the Marine might find wrong with his Porsche? Terminal? Or, maybe he was fearful that it would cost him a lot of money even though Jake offered to use it as a lab rat. Doesn't surprise it was a doctor, they get scared too when their own diagnosis is not good.
Jake's offer is in post 205.
This was a Martin rebuild that was having trouble. The owner was doing his best to follow advice from Jake, Ashai, and AWDGuy though while Martin spent more time slinging shit and BS than helping. I believe that may actually have been the thread that got Martin banned.
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- 32wildbilly
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
I thought about how weird it is going to look to others when all of us run out in the cold to take pics of the backs of our cars. The above is priceless!OceanBlue2000 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:37 pm Wife: What are you doing out in the garage at night! It’s freezing.
Me: Taking pictures of my tailpipes
Wife: ...
Me: Don’t ask
Wife: That car is making you weird.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
That's really funny. And so true. I'd bet pretty much all of us have experienced something similar at some point.OceanBlue2000 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:37 pm Wife: What are you doing out in the garage at night! It’s freezing.
Me: Taking pictures of my tailpipes
Wife: ...
Me: Don’t ask
Wife: That car is making you weird.
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2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
Wow, I can't believe I missed reading that thread. Talk about twists and turns. Martin seems to really lash out hard laced with personal insults to anyone that questions his motives. Him and Anges are still in business down in Florida.gnat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:20 pmIt's better (and different) than I remembered: https://rennlist.com/forums/996-forum/9 ... ad-14.htmlb3freak wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:35 pm
Ah, guess he got scared what the Marine might find wrong with his Porsche? Terminal? Or, maybe he was fearful that it would cost him a lot of money even though Jake offered to use it as a lab rat. Doesn't surprise it was a doctor, they get scared too when their own diagnosis is not good.
Jake's offer is in post 205.
This was a Martin rebuild that was having trouble. The owner was doing his best to follow advice from Jake, Ashai, and AWDGuy though while Martin spent more time slinging shit and BS than helping. I believe that may actually have been the thread that got Martin banned.
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Re: Bore Scoring! Who knows for whom the bell tolls...
Just so you know, Mark the mod took down the really BAD posts prior to swinging the perma ban hammer. It got extremely nasty and threatening.b3freak wrote: ↑Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:53 amWow, I can't believe I missed reading that thread. Talk about twists and turns. Martin seems to really lash out hard laced with personal insults to anyone that questions his motives. Him and Anges are still in business down in Florida.gnat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:20 pm
It's better (and different) than I remembered: https://rennlist.com/forums/996-forum/9 ... ad-14.html
Jake's offer is in post 205.
This was a Martin rebuild that was having trouble. The owner was doing his best to follow advice from Jake, Ashai, and AWDGuy though while Martin spent more time slinging shit and BS than helping. I believe that may actually have been the thread that got Martin banned.
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