996Outpost giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:11 am

FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 11:48 am Alright, Cuda's turn! Out the door she goes
"Thursday, March 11" :shock:

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:15 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:08 am Mrs. Schnell begrudgingly appreciates the inappropriate juxtaposition of a penis pump on a Thin Mints box.

Yes, my daughter is a Girl Scout and cookie season just ended. I actually had the same thought as I was taping it to the box. But then I thought, “What the hell, it’s Cuda and I ain’t running for office anytime soon.”
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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:15 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:11 am
FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 11:48 am Alright, Cuda's turn! Out the door she goes
"Thursday, March 11" :shock:
I know, right?!
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Cuda911 » Sun Mar 14, 2021 1:37 am

I saw the mail lady today and warned her of the impending arrival.
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'68 Ford Custom 500; '70 Plymouth Cuda; '71 Ford Econoline; 73 Porsche 914 1.7, '74 Porsche 914 1.8; '74 Suzuki TC185; '86 Suzuki GS450L; '88 Subaru GL104WD Turbo Ltd Edn;; '88 Subaru XT; '91 Lexus ES250; '93 Jeep Wrangler, '99 Porsche Boxster, '03 Turbo VW Beetle; '03 Porsche Boxster; '03 Porsche Carrera C2; '07 Porsche Cayman, '11 BMW 328i, '12 Porsche 991 S, '14 Porsche Cayman, & a mishmash of other vehicles.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 5chn3ll » Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:20 pm

Yes, I'm certain this package is the one that will forever damage her psyche.

Hasn't she endured at least one piano gunfight as your mail carrier?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Cuda911 » Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:07 am

Well, nuttin yet. Prolly a ups guy saw the package and grabbed it for himself.
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'68 Ford Custom 500; '70 Plymouth Cuda; '71 Ford Econoline; 73 Porsche 914 1.7, '74 Porsche 914 1.8; '74 Suzuki TC185; '86 Suzuki GS450L; '88 Subaru GL104WD Turbo Ltd Edn;; '88 Subaru XT; '91 Lexus ES250; '93 Jeep Wrangler, '99 Porsche Boxster, '03 Turbo VW Beetle; '03 Porsche Boxster; '03 Porsche Carrera C2; '07 Porsche Cayman, '11 BMW 328i, '12 Porsche 991 S, '14 Porsche Cayman, & a mishmash of other vehicles.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Cuda911 » Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:01 pm

Cuda911 wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:07 am Well, nuttin yet. Prolly a ups guy saw the package and grabbed it for himself.
Hmmm.... looks like it never shipped.
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'68 Ford Custom 500; '70 Plymouth Cuda; '71 Ford Econoline; 73 Porsche 914 1.7, '74 Porsche 914 1.8; '74 Suzuki TC185; '86 Suzuki GS450L; '88 Subaru GL104WD Turbo Ltd Edn;; '88 Subaru XT; '91 Lexus ES250; '93 Jeep Wrangler, '99 Porsche Boxster, '03 Turbo VW Beetle; '03 Porsche Boxster; '03 Porsche Carrera C2; '07 Porsche Cayman, '11 BMW 328i, '12 Porsche 991 S, '14 Porsche Cayman, & a mishmash of other vehicles.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sat Mar 20, 2021 5:24 pm

Cuda911 wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:01 pm
Cuda911 wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:07 am Well, nuttin yet. Prolly a ups guy saw the package and grabbed it for himself.
Hmmm.... looks like it never shipped.
Left it with my paralegal on Thursday the 11th and went on Spring Break the 12th. I wonder what’s been going on at the office this week?


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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 32wildbilly » Sat Mar 20, 2021 6:31 pm

Hell we all know the thing is under quarantine at whatever mailing service you picked.
FRUNKenstein wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 5:24 pm
Cuda911 wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:01 pm
Hmmm.... looks like it never shipped.
Left it with my paralegal on Thursday the 11th and went on Spring Break the 12th. I wonder what’s been going on at the office this week?



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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:03 pm

Well, my staff says it went to UPS a "couple of days ago", but UPS tracking still shows it hasn't been received. Going to have to raise the BS flag on the staff.
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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