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I haven't been in a 996 for 9 months. Yes, it been like having a baby taking this long.

But I'm confused... What type of oil should I put in this thing?

Canola

*whew* I was hoping it wasn't going to have to be me to start the official "b3freak Hasn't Had a 996 in 9 Months" thread!

But, dude, behind the jiffy lube there are BARRELS of unguarded oil... go after they close and roll one home. You'll be set for a decade!

Wait, these take oil?

We use Crisco on everything we cook down here in the south. Maybe it could be the secret to IMS eternality? What harm could it be to try? ha!

Blasphemy!

You are giving Southern cooking a bad name. You should move to NYC with the rest of your heathen Yankee compatriots!



Lard is the ONLY way to cook down there!






Crap. Now I REALLY want fried chicken, but I'm about 600 miles too far North to get anything remotely vein clogging enough to be referred to as "good"

I’m partial to the old timey tradition of using whale blubber for oil. Shit. It was good enough for George Washington to run his horses on, it’s damn good enough for my little German beetle thing.

B-ran wrote: ↑Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:43 am I’m partial to the old timey tradition of using whale blubber for oil. Shit. It was good enough for George Washington to run his horses on, it’s damn good enough for my little German beetle thing.

Whatever you use, just add a 8oz WD-40, 8oz of Marvel Mystery oil, and 8oz of STP and your IMSB will last forever...

pfbz wrote: ↑Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:40 pm Whatever you use, just add a 8oz WD-40, 8oz of Marvel Mystery oil, and 8oz of STP and your IMSB will last forever...

You sound like the oil bartender! Serve me up partner!