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Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:13 pm**

...took the 996 to the tree lot?

(internet photo credit goes to Mrs. S...)

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:19 pm**

I would have no problem hauling something on the roof, but not sure I would've loaded it that way . . .

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:21 pm**

...and that's why you always have friends with pickups.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:29 pm**

Sticking it through the sunroof was his best option. Otherwise, it would have been a Porsche dilldozer.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:30 pm**

He'll be cleaning needles until next Christmas.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:19 pm**

We brought a maple sapling home from the garden center that way....but we used the wife's mini cooper. Got a LOT of strange looks.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:29 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:10 pm**

“Who the hell overwatered my air freshener again!”

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:23 am**

Maybe it's actually a Viagra commercial?

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:14 pm**

It IS a rather turgid tree...

All right, which one of you assclowns...