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I did some much needed cleaning and vacuuming in the garage today...and watched another layer of dust accumulate on the 996. Almost warm enough now to drag all the wash paraphernalia out onto the driveway for the spring cleaning...of the car now that the garage is in passable shape. The older I get,...

Why do lawyers drive Porsches? So they can catch up to the ambulances faster.

Sorry....never pass up a good straight line

He would'nt go for a straight up trade for the 935, eh??

Patrick Long. Patrick Dempsey. Jack Dempsey. Jack Hoff.

Time to start guessing: Leh Keen?

That was fast. After the transaction is finalized, can you reveal the name of your mystery celebrity buyer?

"Check the tires to see if there is any tread left on them." Smell any clutch burning on your way home? A valet that conciensous in KC is indeed a tip-worthy guy. [an a rarity] In Miami your turbo would have been in a container on a ship bound for South America before you had dessert. :sho...

True. The guy that got swiss-cheesed by a rival gang in the adjacent park was on foot.

Speaking of dead cats, the breakfast sausage at our Saturday morning Porsche breakfast has been tasting a little...off. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any pigeons around there either.

...and the leather toilet seat liner in the travel kit.