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by Einsteiger
Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:46 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?
Replies: 27
Views: 3899

Re: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?

Why do lawyers drive Porsches? So they can catch up to the ambulances faster. ;)

Sorry....never pass up a good straight line
by Einsteiger
Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:11 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

He would'nt go for a straight up trade for the 935, eh??
by Einsteiger
Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:06 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Patrick Long. Patrick Dempsey. Jack Dempsey. Jack Hoff.
by Einsteiger
Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:41 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Time to start guessing: Leh Keen?
by Einsteiger
Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:42 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

That was fast. After the transaction is finalized, can you reveal the name of your mystery celebrity buyer?
by Einsteiger
Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:22 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

"Check the tires to see if there is any tread left on them." Smell any clutch burning on your way home? A valet that conciensous in KC is indeed a tip-worthy guy. [an a rarity] In Miami your turbo would have been in a container on a ship bound for South America before you had dessert. :sho...
by Einsteiger
Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:44 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9953
Views: 1488931

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

True. The guy that got swiss-cheesed by a rival gang in the adjacent park was on foot.
by Einsteiger
Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:41 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Cover article from Panorama July 2022
Replies: 10
Views: 1864

Re: Cover article from Panorama July 2022

Speaking of dead cats, the breakfast sausage at our Saturday morning Porsche breakfast has been tasting a little...off. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any pigeons around there either.
by Einsteiger
Fri Aug 05, 2022 10:13 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?
Replies: 27
Views: 3899

Re: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?

...and the leather toilet seat liner in the travel kit. ;)
by Einsteiger
Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:02 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?
Replies: 27
Views: 3899

Re: Anybody know how to remove the overhead console?

Thanks for the Pelican link. I now have the same problem with the wayward switch. My 996 has the full monty leather interior, so I'll be sure to wear white gloves while performing any repair attempt.