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OceanBlue2000 wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 8:53 am More like, Why? Are you really going to rally this thing? If you're not, are you really going to be seen dead on the street in it?

I'd assume a car approved for rally racing would need a lot of other safety upgrades, like a fuel pump shut off, etc.

Form over Function.

So basically, now I can't drive my used 996 for more than a 1000 miles? What if I drive it to 999.99 miles? Am I good? :lol: Actually, I was thinking about taking my car up to the mountains, but then I realized there would be a lot of uneven pavement and the forecast shows heavy rain. I wouldn't wa...

In fairness, the last few miles he will be driving on these Jersey roads. So... Touche. wrong month for April's Fools jokes guys!!! Edit: I stand corrected. He actually started the thread in May....Just had to be a guy from Jersey! Hey man, could you post the link. I thought it was a joke too. I di...

Oh, and there's a thread on Rennlist (dammit) with a long chain of comments whether a 996 can be driven for 1, 000 miles, or if it should be towed due to the inherent risk of driving such an insane distance. wrong month for April's Fools jokes guys!!! Edit: I stand corrected. He actually started th...

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Wed May 09, 2018 2:33 pm Make it go viral.

Weird headlights challenge. Find a Porsche coupe with non-round headlights and hand the owner $20 for his misfortune. Scream when you hand him the bill.

The mushrooms challenge

Walking into the wood and find a mushroom. Eat it.

Either you'll get high, sick, or die.

Wife's been bitching for a couple of years now wanting a Le Vian chocolate diamond ring. The mom-and-pop jewelry store that I occasionally use tells me that Le Vian "chocolate diamonds" are the biggest ripoff in the jewelry industry and he won't carry them. But, he tells me that if she ab...

Yup, Welcome to NJ guys.

This is a peek at the BS that goes on here.

Will say though, the younger cops don't tolerate it as much. They have little regard for the good ol' boys (and I use that term loosely) club.

.... After I sacked his suspender-wearing ass, ....After he quit...... I'm all for a good Schn3ll story, but is it too much to ask for a little continuity? I found that he'd left his hemorrhoid ring pillow behind. The chair AND the pillow went into the dumpster. At that point, you gotta throw the d...

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:46 pm How is it that I'm possibly the only millennial here*, and I keep my phone in my pocket?



*Except for maybe B-Ran wherever he went!?

Nope, based on age, I (unwillingly) fall into the millennial category.

Phone stays in the cubby under the AC controls.

I still see grooves, you got another couple thousand miles to go!!!