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My break calibers look like a sack of drippy dick tips.

Heh. I can envision Clippy sliding up into view, looking both ways, and then shooting the bird to the car behind you.

Maybe it's time for another custom Raspberry PI build and an LED array in your back window...

Heh. I approve.

Can't go to the dealership - my religion prohibits sodomy.

Battery warning? That sounds positively civilized! The battery warning in every car I've owned to date is audible-only: you twist the key and hear click-click-click-click-click...

Clippy was AMAZING compared to BOB...

Looks like he's job-shopping...

Microsoft thinks that's what it means. It's probably Clippy's fault...

DTMiller wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:44 pm So first and last can't win. That's bullshit man.

RANDBETWEEN(bottom, top): Returns the random number between two specified numbers (inclusive).

Gah! My eyes!

"Can one replace break fluid wit a DOT 4 ? any preffered brand?"